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I have two children until 10 so excuse me for being behind the times but….i have been Burrata-pilled.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have two children until 10 so excuse me for being behind the times but….i have been Burrata-pilled.
You know that oil that is there when you open a new jar of natural peanut butter? I dab that behind my ears like cologne.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know that oil that is there when you open a new jar of natural peanut butter? I dab that behind my ears like cologne.
Davis Mills heard all your neck jokes. Now he’s coming for yours…
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Davis Mills heard all your neck jokes. Now he’s coming for yours…
Very likely the most valuable book I own.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Very likely the most valuable book I own.
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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
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November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
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Pondering important things
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Pondering important things
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This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
Recommending here because everyone close to me is sick of hearing me talk about it. It’s about a P.I. trying to track down the daughter of “the Al Capone of Cheese” in Europe in the 1930s. Lots of stuff about the rise of fascism that sadly mirrors our current times but also fun stuff like this
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Recommending here because everyone close to me is sick of hearing me talk about it. It’s about a P.I. trying to track down the daughter of “the Al Capone of Cheese” in Europe in the 1930s. Lots of stuff about the rise of fascism that sadly mirrors our current times but also fun stuff like this
Really good dentist visit today. My doctor let me know I’m a finalist for Mouth of the Year.
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Really good dentist visit today. My doctor let me know I’m a finalist for Mouth of the Year.
Pepper Dennis theme song on in Kohl’s in Blue Bell.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pepper Dennis theme song on in Kohl’s in Blue Bell.
“Friday is the biggest pizza day of the week” is the type of thing that comes out of your mouth right before your CO detectors start going off.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Friday is the biggest pizza day of the week” is the type of thing that comes out of your mouth right before your CO detectors start going off.
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Congrats to Matt Rhule (seen here reacting to a clown juggling on a unicycle just off camera)
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Congrats to Matt Rhule (seen here reacting to a clown juggling on a unicycle just off camera)
House is covered in rice pudding.
We’re trying something different this year (scoop of rice pudding instead of candy)
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
House is covered in rice pudding.
We’re trying something different this year (scoop of rice pudding instead of candy)
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We’re trying something different this year (scoop of rice pudding instead of candy)
Me: I’m in a really good headspace at the moment.
Also me: I downloaded an app to my phone that allows me to manage a train station in the early 20th century.
Also me: I downloaded an app to my phone that allows me to manage a train station in the early 20th century.
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Me: I’m in a really good headspace at the moment.
Also me: I downloaded an app to my phone that allows me to manage a train station in the early 20th century.
Also me: I downloaded an app to my phone that allows me to manage a train station in the early 20th century.
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented