Sounding good, sir!
DJT: They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right? You want to wash hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up ..here's no water. I won't mention 3rd item in bathroom bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you shouldn't be owning McDonalds
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sounding good, sir!
Windiest night of the year. Let’s pass on every down.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Windiest night of the year. Let’s pass on every down.
I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night.
I’m always unsettled when someone is in the negative after Double Jeopardy and they are just gone after the commercial break. Are they okay? Are they getting roughed up offscreen? Or are they simply arrested?
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m always unsettled when someone is in the negative after Double Jeopardy and they are just gone after the commercial break. Are they okay? Are they getting roughed up offscreen? Or are they simply arrested?
Every adult board game now is called like Asshole Poker or Death by Sarcasm or Don’t Be a Dick: The Extreme Party Game.
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every adult board game now is called like Asshole Poker or Death by Sarcasm or Don’t Be a Dick: The Extreme Party Game.
Better dead than Fireman Ed
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Better dead than Fireman Ed
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M: “But Bond you were poisoned.”
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
M: “But Bond you were poisoned.”
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
Bond: “No, I wasn’t.”
M: “And exploded!”
Bond: “Not me, no. I’m alive and I’m James Bond”
Problem solved.
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I have two children until 10 so excuse me for being behind the times but….i have been Burrata-pilled.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have two children until 10 so excuse me for being behind the times but….i have been Burrata-pilled.
You know that oil that is there when you open a new jar of natural peanut butter? I dab that behind my ears like cologne.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know that oil that is there when you open a new jar of natural peanut butter? I dab that behind my ears like cologne.
Davis Mills heard all your neck jokes. Now he’s coming for yours…
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Davis Mills heard all your neck jokes. Now he’s coming for yours…
Very likely the most valuable book I own.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Very likely the most valuable book I own.
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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
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November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
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Pondering important things
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Pondering important things
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This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
Recommending here because everyone close to me is sick of hearing me talk about it. It’s about a P.I. trying to track down the daughter of “the Al Capone of Cheese” in Europe in the 1930s. Lots of stuff about the rise of fascism that sadly mirrors our current times but also fun stuff like this
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Recommending here because everyone close to me is sick of hearing me talk about it. It’s about a P.I. trying to track down the daughter of “the Al Capone of Cheese” in Europe in the 1930s. Lots of stuff about the rise of fascism that sadly mirrors our current times but also fun stuff like this
Really good dentist visit today. My doctor let me know I’m a finalist for Mouth of the Year.
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Really good dentist visit today. My doctor let me know I’m a finalist for Mouth of the Year.
Pepper Dennis theme song on in Kohl’s in Blue Bell.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pepper Dennis theme song on in Kohl’s in Blue Bell.