Chrispy
crsp.bsky.social
Chrispy
@crsp.bsky.social
He/Him | NYC | 30-or-40-years-old
Food | Video Games | Music | Fashion/Menswear
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Be nice to me I'm just a soft boy
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thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Write this on my tombstone
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
RIP AOL
1991 - 2025
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
TikTok just died. Crazy.
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just fully cried at the Alamo thanks Wicked
December 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
If you think part 1 slaps, wait until you hear part 2
Jesse Welles’ UHC song whips, I gotta post it in 2 parts because of Bsky’s video limit, and here’s part 1 (part 2 goes way harder fyi)

volume up
December 12, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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They’re often getting deleted by social media platforms but the UnitedHealth CEO murder ballad is definitely a genre now online.
December 7, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people
United Health just deleted this page from their website lol
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
BTW, Neko Atsume 2 was quietly released a couple of weeks ago!
November 26, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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now why do you need a fragrance to last 48 hours? go wash your ass
November 23, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I don't believe for a second there's anyone paying $26 per seat to go see Wicked in theaters who DOESN'T want to sing along be real
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I'm going to see the Wicked movie just so I can clap and cheer and gas up the singers in the audience because theater kids just want to be perceived and their love is so pure
November 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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It’s been fash for years
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Sourdough starters
when ppl are like white people dont have any culture mate ive got yoghurt, kombucha, sauerkraut, uhhhhhhh botulism
November 16, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Sounds like someone is a bit dehydrated ngl
I asked in a language discord if there's a Japanese equivalent to "you can lead a horse to water, but you cant make it drink"
And in response, I got a fully serious rant about how that's such an American problem, cause they're so obsessed with drinking water all the time
AND THEN NOTHING ELSE
November 15, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I walked home to the 14th St Station one rainy evening and I heard a familiar voice. Looked up and saw Willem Dafoe on the sidewalk leaning against a brick wall of a pizzeria scarfing down a slice. I ignored him and went on my way because that's New York babyyyy
Emergency Questions

20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?

I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
November 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
If my phone is on a cross-body strap, does that make ME the phone charm??
Phones used to have places to hang little charms off them and when we lost that we lost our humanity
November 15, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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bad news! you got into your industry just after all the money and opportunities disappeared. good news, though: new opportunities are always coming up (for people either much older and more established or younger and willing to work for a lot less than you)
November 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Phones used to have places to hang little charms off them and when we lost that we lost our humanity
November 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
FREE HIM
November 8, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever paid for the bill with your Blockbuster Membership Card?
November 8, 2024 at 7:34 PM
According to every single guide, how-to, or blog about managing ADHD, supposedly exercising regularly will help me with literally everything and goddamnit they're fucking right
November 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
It has suddenly hit me how many bots I no longer have to deal with in the comments. He really just ran that place into the ground
November 8, 2024 at 2:05 AM