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[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo
February 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo
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i have decided to count out playoff patrick
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i have decided to count out playoff patrick
pathetic excuse of a man
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
pathetic excuse of a man
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[extreme Jeff Rosenstock voice]
switching between hoops and Food Network
switching between hoops and Food Network
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
[extreme Jeff Rosenstock voice]
switching between hoops and Food Network
switching between hoops and Food Network
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Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
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here, have some fish from 2002
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
here, have some fish from 2002
tfw the majority of sports people on here are actually fighting the toxicity of sports culture by attempting to make a new culture around sports and.... not what you think youre doing
November 24, 2024 at 4:50 AM
tfw the majority of sports people on here are actually fighting the toxicity of sports culture by attempting to make a new culture around sports and.... not what you think youre doing
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Also, fuck you dude, sports are good and getting to enjoy them without people screaming that you’re a DEI hire here because of evil Jews is nice
The thing is that if you really believe they’re Nazis you can’t then say “but they don’t affect too much outside of politics right?”
November 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Also, fuck you dude, sports are good and getting to enjoy them without people screaming that you’re a DEI hire here because of evil Jews is nice
man i'm so sick of feeling like nothing is ever going to work out
November 22, 2024 at 6:02 AM
man i'm so sick of feeling like nothing is ever going to work out
i am your pamphleteer
November 9, 2024 at 5:18 AM
i am your pamphleteer
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going to thrift a radio and start acting like it's 1990
November 7, 2024 at 4:54 AM
going to thrift a radio and start acting like it's 1990
checking this place out again. bittersweet seeing this be my last post here. rip cooper </3
October 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
checking this place out again. bittersweet seeing this be my last post here. rip cooper </3
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suck a titty by the ocean
July 24, 2023 at 10:43 PM
suck a titty by the ocean
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Hey so if you're new to Bluesky a neat thing we have going on here is that someone completely loses their mind every day and we all watch
July 24, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Hey so if you're new to Bluesky a neat thing we have going on here is that someone completely loses their mind every day and we all watch
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and here's my monday post
July 24, 2023 at 6:10 PM
and here's my monday post
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i just signed up for Threads and now mark zuckerberg is just in my house and he won't leave, so i call the cops and they show up but they are both mark zuckerberg too, now there are three mark zuckerbergs in my house. hold on i gotta go check on my mom upstairs--oh no, oh god no
July 6, 2023 at 12:10 AM
i just signed up for Threads and now mark zuckerberg is just in my house and he won't leave, so i call the cops and they show up but they are both mark zuckerberg too, now there are three mark zuckerbergs in my house. hold on i gotta go check on my mom upstairs--oh no, oh god no
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im back in my watered down apple juice era
July 4, 2023 at 12:25 AM
im back in my watered down apple juice era