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instead of watching homestuck, you should've been at HOME getting STUCK in some pussy
August 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
instead of watching homestuck, you should've been at HOME getting STUCK in some pussy
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Remember that #stardewvalley fic I talked about that consumed me the whole month of July?? ✨️GUESS WHAT Y'ALL✨️
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
August 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Remember that #stardewvalley fic I talked about that consumed me the whole month of July?? ✨️GUESS WHAT Y'ALL✨️
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
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Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
Remember that #stardewvalley fic I talked about that consumed me the whole month of July?? ✨️GUESS WHAT Y'ALL✨️
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
August 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Remember that #stardewvalley fic I talked about that consumed me the whole month of July?? ✨️GUESS WHAT Y'ALL✨️
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
tl;dr: Sebastian's jealousy + anger towards Maru turns him into a literal monster and she has to fix not only him, but also finally heal their relationship.
LINK: ao3.org/works/688602...
I've been writing this huge ass SDV fic since the beginning of the month, and every time so far that I think I'm gonna finish it, I just keep adding more 🥲 It's going to be at least 20k by the time I fling it on AO3 but omfg it needs to stop finding more things it wants to say
July 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I've been writing this huge ass SDV fic since the beginning of the month, and every time so far that I think I'm gonna finish it, I just keep adding more 🥲 It's going to be at least 20k by the time I fling it on AO3 but omfg it needs to stop finding more things it wants to say
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Today I went to a baby shower; the host survived breast cancer 16 years ago, and every year since then she's added a garden in her yard to celebrate survivorship. Some of the pretty things in there 🌼
July 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Today I went to a baby shower; the host survived breast cancer 16 years ago, and every year since then she's added a garden in her yard to celebrate survivorship. Some of the pretty things in there 🌼
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‘shipping ruins your ability to analyze this character' maybe for your little pea brain, but my massive, hulking cranium can house both character analysis and fanart of this guy getting spit roasted
July 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
‘shipping ruins your ability to analyze this character' maybe for your little pea brain, but my massive, hulking cranium can house both character analysis and fanart of this guy getting spit roasted
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A few weeks ago I accidentally dropped my owala at work and put a huge dent in it, and at first I was super pissed about it bc it's still relatively new, but I realized the dent is the perfect size for my thumb, so now it's actually more comfortable to hold lol
July 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A few weeks ago I accidentally dropped my owala at work and put a huge dent in it, and at first I was super pissed about it bc it's still relatively new, but I realized the dent is the perfect size for my thumb, so now it's actually more comfortable to hold lol
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SPLINTERING
— #linkclick, Lu Guang/Cheng Xiaoshi #guangshi
— Rated E
— ~16k words
Happy pride!!!!!!!! Here's a fic containing every thought I have about gender, pining, and #luguang & #chengxiaoshi 's bunk beds
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/663638...
— #linkclick, Lu Guang/Cheng Xiaoshi #guangshi
— Rated E
— ~16k words
Happy pride!!!!!!!! Here's a fic containing every thought I have about gender, pining, and #luguang & #chengxiaoshi 's bunk beds
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/663638...
June 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
SPLINTERING
— #linkclick, Lu Guang/Cheng Xiaoshi #guangshi
— Rated E
— ~16k words
Happy pride!!!!!!!! Here's a fic containing every thought I have about gender, pining, and #luguang & #chengxiaoshi 's bunk beds
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/663638...
— #linkclick, Lu Guang/Cheng Xiaoshi #guangshi
— Rated E
— ~16k words
Happy pride!!!!!!!! Here's a fic containing every thought I have about gender, pining, and #luguang & #chengxiaoshi 's bunk beds
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/663638...
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HI I wrote a Stardew Valley fic featuring Sebby going thru it, you should read it!!! Reposts/comments greatly appreciated bc I’m v proud of this one :’)
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
June 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
HI I wrote a Stardew Valley fic featuring Sebby going thru it, you should read it!!! Reposts/comments greatly appreciated bc I’m v proud of this one :’)
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
LRT ULR GODDDD I AM *CACKLING* AT HOW *EXTRA THAT WAS*
June 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
LRT ULR GODDDD I AM *CACKLING* AT HOW *EXTRA THAT WAS*
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Omfg work has me earning my pitiful dollar tonight... almost 8 hours in and this is the *first* time all night that I've sat down for more than 5-10 minutes 😭 Thank fuckin god the dream team is on tonight but I need my unit to slow its roll for a hot second so we all can catch our breaths here 😭😭😭
June 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Omfg work has me earning my pitiful dollar tonight... almost 8 hours in and this is the *first* time all night that I've sat down for more than 5-10 minutes 😭 Thank fuckin god the dream team is on tonight but I need my unit to slow its roll for a hot second so we all can catch our breaths here 😭😭😭
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June 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
June 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
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and all this during the hallowed Men's Mental Health Month
June 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
and all this during the hallowed Men's Mental Health Month
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The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
June 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
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i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them
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ATTENTION: I have just been informed that Bucket Kitten was adopted today (with his bucket)! 😀❤️
Didn't have a lot of time for pics today, I covered the busiest part of the day at work. But I saw this little guy right when I came in. He's been in my intake cat room for a bit, and was just moved to a pre-adoption area...and I saw we made sure he kept his emotional support bucket. ❤️
June 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
ATTENTION: I have just been informed that Bucket Kitten was adopted today (with his bucket)! 😀❤️
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pokemon said trans rights (from 2019)
June 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
pokemon said trans rights (from 2019)
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do you see the vision
June 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
do you see the vision
HI I wrote a Stardew Valley fic featuring Sebby going thru it, you should read it!!! Reposts/comments greatly appreciated bc I’m v proud of this one :’)
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
June 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
HI I wrote a Stardew Valley fic featuring Sebby going thru it, you should read it!!! Reposts/comments greatly appreciated bc I’m v proud of this one :’)
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505
Medication changes are a bitch. Fortunately - or unfortunately - Sebastian has a couple under his belt by now.
LINK HERE!! ao3.org/works/66180505