Cremorandum
@cremorandum.bsky.social
Putting some of my spare thoughts here.
London-based, working in policy, interested in almost anything.
London-based, working in policy, interested in almost anything.
Pinned
Cremorandum
@cremorandum.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Going to try this as a cute nickname for my favourite people
Why'd they call it Burger King and not Cattle Royale?
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Why'd they call it Burger King and not Cattle Royale?
Reposted by Cremorandum
People complain about superhero fatigue but every four days I walk in on my wife watching a new streaming show about a rich blonde woman who may or may not have committed a justified murder near the ocean.
June 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
People complain about superhero fatigue but every four days I walk in on my wife watching a new streaming show about a rich blonde woman who may or may not have committed a justified murder near the ocean.
Reposted by Cremorandum
If you want something a bit more heartwarming, read this thread.
Willie Brown Middle School is a San Francisco 6-8 in the Bayview District. For the entire ‘24-‘25 school year, I have been driving the 44 O’Shaughnessy bus that stops there right after school gets out. That trip has been the busiest and most challenging part of my working day.
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If you want something a bit more heartwarming, read this thread.
Reposted by Cremorandum
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
The most unrealistic thing about half-life 1 was how easy it was to squish cockroaches underfoot
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The most unrealistic thing about half-life 1 was how easy it was to squish cockroaches underfoot
Reposted by Cremorandum
Another poetic Hungarian phrase, this time for commenting on someone's appearance, goes as follows... “if you went down a mine, the coal would come up by itself”
April 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Another poetic Hungarian phrase, this time for commenting on someone's appearance, goes as follows... “if you went down a mine, the coal would come up by itself”
Reposted by Cremorandum
[sees a picture of an ancient Roman chariot] *whispers to self* Everything reminds me of Hur
March 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[sees a picture of an ancient Roman chariot] *whispers to self* Everything reminds me of Hur
Reposted by Cremorandum
shouldn't the vampires have been called neck romancers
March 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
shouldn't the vampires have been called neck romancers
Politicians that sound like food:
Kefir Starmer
Kefir Starmer
February 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Politicians that sound like food:
Kefir Starmer
Kefir Starmer
Good morning from my new doppelganger, the No Running Guy in the pool rules poster
February 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Good morning from my new doppelganger, the No Running Guy in the pool rules poster
Favourite photo of the trip so far 🤩
December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Favourite photo of the trip so far 🤩
Coastal fog, incredible commitment to Christmas decorations and a sandwich the size of two house bricks. Ohhhh I'm in California all right
December 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Coastal fog, incredible commitment to Christmas decorations and a sandwich the size of two house bricks. Ohhhh I'm in California all right
Just accidentally referred to it as "Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life"
December 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Just accidentally referred to it as "Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life"
Going to try this as a cute nickname for my favourite people
December 14, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Going to try this as a cute nickname for my favourite people
NOT NOW, SYNTHETIC DEATH BACTERIA
NEW
Synthetic ‘mirror’ microbes pose unprecedented threat to life, scientists warn
Concerted action urged over potentially ‘catastrophic’ damage to humanity should such bacteria be made
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/af39...
Synthetic ‘mirror’ microbes pose unprecedented threat to life, scientists warn
Concerted action urged over potentially ‘catastrophic’ damage to humanity should such bacteria be made
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/af39...
Synthetic ‘mirror’ microbes pose unprecedented threat to life, scientists warn
Concerted action urged over potentially ‘catastrophic’ damage to humanity from manufactured bacteria
www.ft.com
December 13, 2024 at 9:21 AM
NOT NOW, SYNTHETIC DEATH BACTERIA
Reposted by Cremorandum
Gaming is a bigger industry than movies and tv combined! It is the very definition of mainstream culture! And yet the media still writes it up in a way that would (rightly) be seen as unhinged for any other culture. Would an interest in horror movies get written like this?
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Gaming is a bigger industry than movies and tv combined! It is the very definition of mainstream culture! And yet the media still writes it up in a way that would (rightly) be seen as unhinged for any other culture. Would an interest in horror movies get written like this?
I'm getting a lot of joy out of 'sexual T-Rex'.
Useless with their hands? Surprisingly slow and cumbersome? Not as erect as people thought?
Useless with their hands? Surprisingly slow and cumbersome? Not as erect as people thought?
If you’re ever looking for cultural relevance, across the entirety of human history itself, the magic of making a man’s ween hard & him becoming a sexual t-Rex is an absolutely bullet proof way of getting yourself noticed.
Even the Romans did this:
Even the Romans did this:
December 10, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I'm getting a lot of joy out of 'sexual T-Rex'.
Useless with their hands? Surprisingly slow and cumbersome? Not as erect as people thought?
Useless with their hands? Surprisingly slow and cumbersome? Not as erect as people thought?
Reposted by Cremorandum
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
Advertise your account in just one image
December 9, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Advertise your account in just one image
Reposted by Cremorandum
‘Don’t man up….
Instead
‘…talk, cry, scream’
This is so important & very poignant from @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social on men taking their ow lives
Instead
‘…talk, cry, scream’
This is so important & very poignant from @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social on men taking their ow lives
December 8, 2024 at 1:48 PM
‘Don’t man up….
Instead
‘…talk, cry, scream’
This is so important & very poignant from @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social on men taking their ow lives
Instead
‘…talk, cry, scream’
This is so important & very poignant from @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social on men taking their ow lives
The other day a kid arranged broken bits of picture frame to spell out 'LOVE' on the street and now it's been moved and the line of the wall is NOT helping
December 8, 2024 at 11:59 AM
The other day a kid arranged broken bits of picture frame to spell out 'LOVE' on the street and now it's been moved and the line of the wall is NOT helping
*Me pitching kimchi* okay, so imagine if coleslaw could slap you in the mouth
December 7, 2024 at 5:44 PM
*Me pitching kimchi* okay, so imagine if coleslaw could slap you in the mouth
Reposted by Cremorandum
Thinking of writing some erotica but it all comes out with lines like “I close the space between us, drawing her towards me, feeling each other’s heat whilst also noticing the bed was not made & I could do with a few extra hours sleep.”
November 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Thinking of writing some erotica but it all comes out with lines like “I close the space between us, drawing her towards me, feeling each other’s heat whilst also noticing the bed was not made & I could do with a few extra hours sleep.”
Suddenly gaining followers overnight and it's all a bit 'Don't hug me I'm scared' to be honest
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Suddenly gaining followers overnight and it's all a bit 'Don't hug me I'm scared' to be honest