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Shit ain’t right yo. Proud #atheist and #prochoice. Part of the #leguminati 🫘 Coffee addict ☕️ and workout fanatic 💪
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Being a Christian in America is much like being a republican in America.
Most of them didn’t have a come to Jesus moment or fall in love with the values.
They were indoctrinated at birth by generations of brainwashed dumb Fs incapable of independent thought.
Most of them didn’t have a come to Jesus moment or fall in love with the values.
They were indoctrinated at birth by generations of brainwashed dumb Fs incapable of independent thought.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Being a Christian in America is much like being a republican in America.
Most of them didn’t have a come to Jesus moment or fall in love with the values.
They were indoctrinated at birth by generations of brainwashed dumb Fs incapable of independent thought.
Most of them didn’t have a come to Jesus moment or fall in love with the values.
They were indoctrinated at birth by generations of brainwashed dumb Fs incapable of independent thought.
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Watching Karoline Leavitt age rapidly with every press conference, Like a dying plant.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Watching Karoline Leavitt age rapidly with every press conference, Like a dying plant.
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The National Guard should never have been deployed to DC. They are being used to carry out an entirely political agenda that has no grounding in reality and now two members have been severely wounded. President Trump is ultimately responsible for creating this situation. This blood is on his hands.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The National Guard should never have been deployed to DC. They are being used to carry out an entirely political agenda that has no grounding in reality and now two members have been severely wounded. President Trump is ultimately responsible for creating this situation. This blood is on his hands.
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The National Guard wouldn’t have been shot today if Trump hadn’t sent them into DC in the first place — when nobody asked for them and nobody needed them.
Now he’s 500 more as a “response” to the chaos he created. did I get that right?
Now he’s 500 more as a “response” to the chaos he created. did I get that right?
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The National Guard wouldn’t have been shot today if Trump hadn’t sent them into DC in the first place — when nobody asked for them and nobody needed them.
Now he’s 500 more as a “response” to the chaos he created. did I get that right?
Now he’s 500 more as a “response” to the chaos he created. did I get that right?
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Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Leavitt is really quite a piece of shit for someone so young
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Leavitt is really quite a piece of shit for someone so young
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November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
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If anyone is buying this Marjorie Taylor Greene thing then please send me all your money to buy the Brooklyn Bridge
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If anyone is buying this Marjorie Taylor Greene thing then please send me all your money to buy the Brooklyn Bridge
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
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We are witnessing the Republican Party collapse in on itself like a dying star.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We are witnessing the Republican Party collapse in on itself like a dying star.
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“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
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There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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80% of Democratic voters want a new leader in the Senate.
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
80% of Democratic voters want a new leader in the Senate.
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
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Meta Is a Fraudulent Company Run By a Clueless, Creepy Boy King
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The most corrupt administration in American history.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The most corrupt administration in American history.
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Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?
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Gorsuch finally starting to understand what they have unleashed
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Gorsuch finally starting to understand what they have unleashed
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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Rubbing my hands in anticipation of the great exodus of rich ppl from NYC because then maybe it will be affordable for the ppl who actually work there and who want to live in an actual community and not a fiefdom
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Rubbing my hands in anticipation of the great exodus of rich ppl from NYC because then maybe it will be affordable for the ppl who actually work there and who want to live in an actual community and not a fiefdom
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty