Craphoundoflove
@craphoundoflove.bsky.social
Maybe the Scientologists are right about silent births. That recent study that found a correlation between people who were conceived while their parents were watching TV and now have been diagnosed with ADHD seems pretty compelling.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Maybe the Scientologists are right about silent births. That recent study that found a correlation between people who were conceived while their parents were watching TV and now have been diagnosed with ADHD seems pretty compelling.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Someone donated a puzzle to the library, "this was so much fun" I mistook and misread the company, Ravensburger for Ravenbrück, thought "that's odd." Relaized my mistake, but a puzzlemaster who creates puzzles based on modern tragedies is an NYT approved book waiting to happen
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Someone donated a puzzle to the library, "this was so much fun" I mistook and misread the company, Ravensburger for Ravenbrück, thought "that's odd." Relaized my mistake, but a puzzlemaster who creates puzzles based on modern tragedies is an NYT approved book waiting to happen
I will always defend justice over law. Justice is sloppy, inconsistent, subject to whimsy and bias, but as pure as a child comforting a crying animal. Law is precise, the fetish of those who worship the dream of infallible logic and faux nobility,but is naked lust for raw power
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I will always defend justice over law. Justice is sloppy, inconsistent, subject to whimsy and bias, but as pure as a child comforting a crying animal. Law is precise, the fetish of those who worship the dream of infallible logic and faux nobility,but is naked lust for raw power
They've broken me, I actually beeped at someone in the parking deck for blocking traffic. Once they get you to stress over such trivial things, you are theirs. Implant the Amazon RFID in my wrist, I'm a sellout to the NWO. Give me convenience or give me death
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
They've broken me, I actually beeped at someone in the parking deck for blocking traffic. Once they get you to stress over such trivial things, you are theirs. Implant the Amazon RFID in my wrist, I'm a sellout to the NWO. Give me convenience or give me death
Hey, filmmakers, I get it, you want to show a character who is the eternal, the immemorial, the ancient avatar, and you want the audience to immediately identify that, but could you be a bit more creative than naming them "Adam?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hey, filmmakers, I get it, you want to show a character who is the eternal, the immemorial, the ancient avatar, and you want the audience to immediately identify that, but could you be a bit more creative than naming them "Adam?"
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The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
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I have a pretty new website so I should put up an awards eligibility post, right?
2025 awards eligibility post - Molly Tanzer
I have a new website! I should do this! I have three stories out this year, all of which should […]
mollytanzer.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have a pretty new website so I should put up an awards eligibility post, right?
Trigger warning
Im a shitty person
I never say
What i mean
Wait that's a
Spoiler alert
To be honest
I dont know
A cautionary tale
From a caveat
Not to be funny
That sounds like
Some French furniture
Which is apropos
Since I always
Couch my words
Im a shitty person
I never say
What i mean
Wait that's a
Spoiler alert
To be honest
I dont know
A cautionary tale
From a caveat
Not to be funny
That sounds like
Some French furniture
Which is apropos
Since I always
Couch my words
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trigger warning
Im a shitty person
I never say
What i mean
Wait that's a
Spoiler alert
To be honest
I dont know
A cautionary tale
From a caveat
Not to be funny
That sounds like
Some French furniture
Which is apropos
Since I always
Couch my words
Im a shitty person
I never say
What i mean
Wait that's a
Spoiler alert
To be honest
I dont know
A cautionary tale
From a caveat
Not to be funny
That sounds like
Some French furniture
Which is apropos
Since I always
Couch my words
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Put respect on my girl skye blue‘s name. Top 5 blade job in AEW history. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Put respect on my girl skye blue‘s name. Top 5 blade job in AEW history. #AEWDynamite
Your obession with a celebrity's personal life should be like your admiration for a political figure, reserved for people dead for at least 20 years and half their behavior can be blamed on some since banned chemical
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Your obession with a celebrity's personal life should be like your admiration for a political figure, reserved for people dead for at least 20 years and half their behavior can be blamed on some since banned chemical
If we're going to have multiple genders, we need to expand shower or grower to include swimmer, walker or squawker...
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If we're going to have multiple genders, we need to expand shower or grower to include swimmer, walker or squawker...
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There is also someone in a very natty suit, much like that guy from the photograph!
news about the louvre put anyone else in a heist story mood? excited for sci-fi novella AND SIDE BY SIDE THEY WANDER by Molly Tanzer. "An intergalactic art heist by a ragtag group of underqualified misfits. What could go wrong?" #ewgc
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There is also someone in a very natty suit, much like that guy from the photograph!
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Left underdiscussed: all the neighborhoods that went for Cuomo yesterday are strongholds of ethnic (not just Italian) organized crime syndicates.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Left underdiscussed: all the neighborhoods that went for Cuomo yesterday are strongholds of ethnic (not just Italian) organized crime syndicates.
...so, when they popped the balloon for the gender reveal all these pieces of Saran wrap flitted about, and they I stepped forward and screamed "SURPRISE, IT'S A HYSTERICAL PREGNANCY"...Anyway, I go in front of the board next Wednesday to try to get my OBGYN license back...
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
...so, when they popped the balloon for the gender reveal all these pieces of Saran wrap flitted about, and they I stepped forward and screamed "SURPRISE, IT'S A HYSTERICAL PREGNANCY"...Anyway, I go in front of the board next Wednesday to try to get my OBGYN license back...
Yeah, Sherill is Clinton with military experience, but Italian American MAGA is the worst. If Ciattarelli won, he would've made everyone sing "My Way" after saying the pledge of allegiance
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Yeah, Sherill is Clinton with military experience, but Italian American MAGA is the worst. If Ciattarelli won, he would've made everyone sing "My Way" after saying the pledge of allegiance
Unending amount of Leftists "Mamdani is actually a neoliberal and it would have been better for the real working class if Cuomo won" takes in 3...2...
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Unending amount of Leftists "Mamdani is actually a neoliberal and it would have been better for the real working class if Cuomo won" takes in 3...2...
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The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
What they call me at the local glory hole
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What they call me at the local glory hole
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
No offenses but, you, your generation are a bunch of intellectual invalids,philosophical paraplegics and AI, et all is your colostomy bag of consciousness. Your mental muscles are so atrophied you need this device to dump your dumb shit...but I appreciate you and want you to have health care...Bro
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No offenses but, you, your generation are a bunch of intellectual invalids,philosophical paraplegics and AI, et all is your colostomy bag of consciousness. Your mental muscles are so atrophied you need this device to dump your dumb shit...but I appreciate you and want you to have health care...Bro
The written word is dead. Podcasts for Pod people
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The written word is dead. Podcasts for Pod people
We listen to Chet Baker and David Bowie but we live like Willy Loman and J. Alfred Prufrock
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We listen to Chet Baker and David Bowie but we live like Willy Loman and J. Alfred Prufrock