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Craig
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Former dishwasher
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The real upset is that I’ve already seen half the Best Picture nominees. Maybe I’m not washed?
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Woke up from a strange dream where Indiana won a national championship in football. Weird stuff.
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Ah yes. The old “give them hope then grind them to dust with a six minute drive to clinch it” maneuver. Classic.

Indiana is going to win a National championship. In football. Never let anyone tell you something is impossible.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Malachi Toney is a year younger than my oldest.

I’m gonna go take an Advil. Maybe have a stretch.
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Indiana with the first college football play I’ve seen in a long time worthy of a Bill Raftery “Onions!”
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
There are multiple NFL fan bases who should be willing to sacrifice eldest children for a QB like Caleb Williams. Anyone who says otherwise is a cop.
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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If I were from Chicago I’d still die for Caleb Williams good lord
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If you’ve already been clenching your butthole to stay warm during a football game…what happens if the game gets tense? #bears
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
DEVELOPING: Your classic, cold weather “let’s trade punts for awhile and hope the other guys screw up” football game. #bears
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Every midwestern Dad outside Minnesota and Green Bay:

“Bears weather.”
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Such a strange facet of life in the 21st that I’ve spent the week concerned as hell for the safety of a dude I’ve never met who I sorta “know” because for years I’ve read funny things he posts online.

Respect and solidarity to @normcharlatan.bsky.social his neighbors and the people of Minneapolis.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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Fifteen of these countries—Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay, Iran, Jordan, Uzbekistan, Algeria, Cape Verde, Côte d’Ivoire, Egypt, Ghana, Morocco, Senegal, Tunisia, and Haiti—have qualified for the 2026 World Cup
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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I am, in fact, triggered by someone being murdered by the Gestapo and our government lying about it and celebrating the murder. It’s time for decent people to decide where they stand — with the Gestapo and its supporters, the juvenile shitposting government, or with America.
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Brb. Gotta go run through a brick wall for Caleb Williams.
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
This is insane.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The Bergman news breaking at roughly the same time the Bears make things spicy in a playoff game against the Packers while the winds howl and wintry mix falls. This is peak Chicago January shit.
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Every text from a Chicago friend currently has this vibe… #bears
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands .
Alt: Tommy Boy pulling his hair out.
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I believe the official term for what Indiana is doing tonight is “getting after that ass”.
January 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
America is already great.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM