Crabman
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@theonion.com is not fucking around!
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
@theonion.com is not fucking around!
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This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
Sheer cruelty.
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Sheer cruelty.
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Regular people in Minnesota standing up to ICE and protecting their neighbors. Denmark and Belgium taking the strongest stances of European countries against Trump’s Greenland threats. Amazing how those with less power take action and sacrifice, while so many of the powerful equivocate and cower.
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Regular people in Minnesota standing up to ICE and protecting their neighbors. Denmark and Belgium taking the strongest stances of European countries against Trump’s Greenland threats. Amazing how those with less power take action and sacrifice, while so many of the powerful equivocate and cower.
This would be horrible for a lot of people.
Catastrophe: Florida's Department of Health is stopping coverage for antivirals to 10,000 low-income people with HIV infection, blaming impending federal cuts to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program. 12.5% of Americans with HIV live in Florida.
Thousands to lose access to HIV drugs with new cuts
An estimated 10,000 people are about to lose access to their HIV medication as the Florida Department of Health makes cuts to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program (ADAP).
www.fox13news.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This would be horrible for a lot of people.
A very accurate assessment.
The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
A very accurate assessment.
Paratroopers? WTAF?
A defiant Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said he will not be "intimidated" as the federal government has 1,500 paratroopers on standby to deploy to Minnesota.
1,500 paratroopers put on alert for possible Minnesota deployment, ABC News reports
No final decision made on use of Alaska-based paratroopers. Report comes after day of tense protests in Minnesota.
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Paratroopers? WTAF?
It's just a fancy way to say, "We're going to lie to you."
Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 AM
It's just a fancy way to say, "We're going to lie to you."
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Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/
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the only good thing about this part of the horrible shooting story is that it may turn out to be a gut shot for the carcass of @cbsnews.com and that's great. and unlike the ICE goon CBS has real internal bleeding.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
the only good thing about this part of the horrible shooting story is that it may turn out to be a gut shot for the carcass of @cbsnews.com and that's great. and unlike the ICE goon CBS has real internal bleeding.
Most Democrats try to win over those voters in the middle and undecided. Newsom appears to be trying to convince MAGA voters that he can be Nazi enough for them.
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Most Democrats try to win over those voters in the middle and undecided. Newsom appears to be trying to convince MAGA voters that he can be Nazi enough for them.
Wanda Sykes rules.
Wanda Sykes: Ricky Gervais couldn't be here, but he would like to thank god and the trans community.
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Wanda Sykes rules.
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I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.
NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ.
This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.
Doesn't she have some cattle to punch?
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Doesn't she have some cattle to punch?
I think this week will one day be thought of as a turning point.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I think this week will one day be thought of as a turning point.
There seems to be a significant omission on the trending list again today.
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
There seems to be a significant omission on the trending list again today.
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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"No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” ― Edward R. Murrow
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” ― Edward R. Murrow
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
I guess we don't have to wonder now whether the military will follow illegal orders.
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I guess we don't have to wonder now whether the military will follow illegal orders.
Whenever I think about the American justice system I always think about its capacity for "wrath".
So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Whenever I think about the American justice system I always think about its capacity for "wrath".
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.