Carson Azation
@crabcycle.bsky.social
Crabs until I run out of pics, then standard shitposting. Best. Thanks. Cheers.
Master of invisibility here
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Master of invisibility here
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dr. soong said its my turn on the xbox
January 5, 2024 at 9:01 AM
dr. soong said its my turn on the xbox
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Heidi, doin cat stuff
December 14, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Heidi, doin cat stuff
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PICKLE'S SHIRT BY DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
PICKLE'S SHIRT BY DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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i can't stop watching this video where a guy asks his Nigerian wife if she wants to go camping and she says "Stavro I did not come to this life to suffer". i've been thinking about it for days
August 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
i can't stop watching this video where a guy asks his Nigerian wife if she wants to go camping and she says "Stavro I did not come to this life to suffer". i've been thinking about it for days
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Very cool, one more reason I’m never going back to the office full time if I can help it www.geekwire.com/2024/spy-cam...
Spy cameras found in two Expedia bathrooms; former employee charged with voyeurism
A Lynnwood, Wash., man has been charged with voyeurism after cameras were cound under the sinks in two Expedia Group bathrooms.
www.geekwire.com
February 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Very cool, one more reason I’m never going back to the office full time if I can help it www.geekwire.com/2024/spy-cam...
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Bluesky’s Live Love Laugh
January 31, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Bluesky’s Live Love Laugh
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Then what happened
January 31, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Then what happened
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The Alaska Airlines door blew off due to a Woke Bolt. “The bolts were Woke,” engineers confirmed
January 8, 2024 at 10:13 PM
The Alaska Airlines door blew off due to a Woke Bolt. “The bolts were Woke,” engineers confirmed
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Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
December 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
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*she went to the hospital seeking help when she was miscarrying
*a nurse contacted police after the miscarriage
Stories like this will make it harder for women to trust medical providers
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/15/ohio-woman-miscarriage-abuse-of-corpse-grand-jury/
*a nurse contacted police after the miscarriage
Stories like this will make it harder for women to trust medical providers
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/15/ohio-woman-miscarriage-abuse-of-corpse-grand-jury/
She miscarried in her bathroom. Now she’s charged with abuse of a corpse.
An Ohio woman, still recovering from a potentially fatal miscarriage, is being investigated by a grand jury, outraging health-care professionals and reproductive rights activists.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2023 at 10:16 PM
*she went to the hospital seeking help when she was miscarrying
*a nurse contacted police after the miscarriage
Stories like this will make it harder for women to trust medical providers
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/15/ohio-woman-miscarriage-abuse-of-corpse-grand-jury/
*a nurse contacted police after the miscarriage
Stories like this will make it harder for women to trust medical providers
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/15/ohio-woman-miscarriage-abuse-of-corpse-grand-jury/
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the minnesota state flag should be prince’s guitar dick silhouette from the super bowl halftime show
December 19, 2023 at 11:57 PM
the minnesota state flag should be prince’s guitar dick silhouette from the super bowl halftime show
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Drugs
Oakesdale, WA
Oakesdale, WA
November 11, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Drugs
Oakesdale, WA
Oakesdale, WA
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
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i know we're all having fun celebrating kissinger's death but just remember, if you post about it on social media there's a chance his family and loved ones will see it. which is so fucking funny, keep going
November 30, 2023 at 1:00 PM
i know we're all having fun celebrating kissinger's death but just remember, if you post about it on social media there's a chance his family and loved ones will see it. which is so fucking funny, keep going
I remember growing up with the certainty that bald eagles were going to go extinct and they didn’t! Turns out that our national bird is numerous enough now to be a pest in some places (the dump)
The other day I was like “you know something we heard a lot about as kids was acid rain, why don’t we hear about it anymore”
TURNS OUT we fixed it???
TURNS OUT we fixed it???
We! fixed! acid! rain! And we can fix climate change 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
October 25, 2023 at 3:19 PM
I remember growing up with the certainty that bald eagles were going to go extinct and they didn’t! Turns out that our national bird is numerous enough now to be a pest in some places (the dump)
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Just passed my local bustacean
September 29, 2023 at 8:32 AM
Just passed my local bustacean
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Can we please get a reverse-Tomb Raider video game based on this where you have to break into the British Museum, steal stuff, and repatriate it?
September 27, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Can we please get a reverse-Tomb Raider video game based on this where you have to break into the British Museum, steal stuff, and repatriate it?