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Ashe Voss (they/them)
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Here for a long time, not a good time.

Southern Appalachian Ex-Pat. Queerest of Queer Enby. Mountain Mama. Hellcat. Coal mine, moonshine, or move it on down the line.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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“Second-wave feminists embraced sexual freedom in the 1960s, a decade that saw the rise of the birth control pill, and fought for women to get their own credit cards in the 1970s.“

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...
Why We Must Go Forward in Post-Roe America
Reflecting on the second-wave feminists’ legacy in these uncertain times.
www.vanityfair.com
June 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My favorite part of having cats is watching them take out their favorite toys each day and spread them all around the house. I put them back, and they take them all out again. It’s just like motherhood but without the “please clean up the toy room!”
April 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I just wish everyone could be mature and take responsibility for their own shit. Is that too much to ask? (I’m being rhetorical.)
April 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m completely alone in a very quiet, totally clean house with two sleeping cats. No kids, no husband… and I honestly cannot remember the last time I got to experience such bliss.
March 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I wonder how much cat hair I unknowingly ingest every day…
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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the first reporter to stand up and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer
March 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nothing like your husband coming to you saying “does this look like lice?” to get your heart pumping on the weekend. A true parenting moment unlocked for him.
March 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Nearly two months after an explosion sent flaming debris raining down on the Turks and Caicos, SpaceX launched another mammoth Starship rocket but lost contact minutes into the test flight.
SpaceX loses contact with spacecraft during Starship mega rocket test flight
Nearly two months after an explosion sent flaming debris raining down on the Turks and Caicos, SpaceX launched another mammoth Starship rocket but lost contact minutes into the test flight.
www.npr.org
March 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Trouble in paradise? “President Donald Trump convened his Cabinet in person on Thursday to deliver a message: You’re in charge of your departments, not Elon Musk.”
Trump puts new limits on Elon Musk
The president convened his secretaries, with Musk, to clarify power.
www.politico.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap
March 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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remember when this guy covered up a brutal police killing? i do!
Ex-Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel spouts transphobic talking points to Bill Maher.

"Look, in seventh grade, if I had known that I could have said the word ‘They’ and got in the girls bathroom, I would have done it."
Ex-Chicago mayor rips current city leaders for focus on bathroom and locker room instead of crime, education
During HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher," former Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel blasted city leadership for failing the city on safety and educational standards.
www.foxnews.com
March 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Seems like a pretty important detail
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.

It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.

They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.

I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Sad but true
If your life depends on anyone in the GOP acting courageously and speaking out against any of this, start making out your will.
February 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Marco Rubio just sat there like a useless sack of shit. What a global embarrassment.
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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As a kid watching Red Dawn in the 80s, I definitely though the Russian takeover of the US would involve at least *some* tanks
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Watching Putin’s little stooges try to bully Zelenskyy in our goddamned White House is pretty repulsive.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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We can’t timeline cleanse our way out of this.
February 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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It’s horrifying that it’s come to this, but as someone with a deep affinity for Europe I feel moved seeing that continent come together to try to save itself in the absence of any meaningful aid from the totalitarian regime that’s in the midst of taking over the United States through an illegal coup
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Dickless chode
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM