cpgrouchy
@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
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cpgrouchy
@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Tell your friends you love them.
Make it weird if you have to
Make it weird if you have to
Huh.
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Huh.
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
It only Tuesday
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
It only Tuesday
Definitely a lot of "I'll make sure my perfect remains the enemy of your good" on the ol' skyline today...
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Definitely a lot of "I'll make sure my perfect remains the enemy of your good" on the ol' skyline today...
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Hank Azaria Reads Trump Quotes as Simpsons Characters 😂
YouTube video by Neal Brennan
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
That gap in my resume?
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
That gap in my resume? That’s when I was a conscientious objector to technofascism.
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
That gap in my resume?
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
The people responsible for sacking the people who were sacked for writing the first tweet, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The people responsible for sacking the people who were sacked for writing the first tweet, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
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*slaps flex seal over my grip on reality*
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
*slaps flex seal over my grip on reality*
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Why is the sound of Teams dinging away especially awful as you're walking back to your computer?
January 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Why is the sound of Teams dinging away especially awful as you're walking back to your computer?
... how come multiple people on opposite sides of the planet are posting pictures of the Royal Albert Country Roses china pattern?... d :
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
... how come multiple people on opposite sides of the planet are posting pictures of the Royal Albert Country Roses china pattern?... d :
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
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American woodcocks demonstrating some moves
YouTube video by Animals and Synthesizers
m.youtube.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I ate a distressing number of cookies while waiting for the jambalaya to cook
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I ate a distressing number of cookies while waiting for the jambalaya to cook
7:30 at night and I'm making a roux... guess I am eating late
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
7:30 at night and I'm making a roux... guess I am eating late
Current status ...
Somehow, refreezing started just a little while /before/ I took the dog out…
Somehow, refreezing started just a little while /before/ I took the dog out…
January 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Current status ...
Somehow, refreezing started just a little while /before/ I took the dog out…
Somehow, refreezing started just a little while /before/ I took the dog out…
... show me a demo of somebody playing football in their Moon suit and I will believe it's light enough and mobile enough.
(This was a demo that helped convince NASA that ILC Dover were the right people for the A7L Apollo Moon suits.)
(This was a demo that helped convince NASA that ILC Dover were the right people for the A7L Apollo Moon suits.)
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
... show me a demo of somebody playing football in their Moon suit and I will believe it's light enough and mobile enough.
(This was a demo that helped convince NASA that ILC Dover were the right people for the A7L Apollo Moon suits.)
(This was a demo that helped convince NASA that ILC Dover were the right people for the A7L Apollo Moon suits.)
... for airplane safety regulations, I do want the perfect rule, thanks, not just "good enough"
The @usdot.bsky.social, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
Government by AI? Trump Administration Plans to Write Regulations Using Artificial Intelligence
The Transportation Department, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer....
www.propublica.org
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
... for airplane safety regulations, I do want the perfect rule, thanks, not just "good enough"
It only January
January 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It only January
Current status
… The nice thing about a work from home day is I can take the dog outside before I finish my lunch break
… The nice thing about a work from home day is I can take the dog outside before I finish my lunch break
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Current status
… The nice thing about a work from home day is I can take the dog outside before I finish my lunch break
… The nice thing about a work from home day is I can take the dog outside before I finish my lunch break
It's cold in here, I wonder if--Oh, there's a cat blocking the vent
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It's cold in here, I wonder if--Oh, there's a cat blocking the vent
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
... I wiped a bacon grease pan out w/ newspaper and used it to start a fire in the fireplace...
Puppo noticed at the time and got a lick of the pan... and has been jumping back up, paws on the hearth, to see if there's more
Puppo noticed at the time and got a lick of the pan... and has been jumping back up, paws on the hearth, to see if there's more
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
... I wiped a bacon grease pan out w/ newspaper and used it to start a fire in the fireplace...
Puppo noticed at the time and got a lick of the pan... and has been jumping back up, paws on the hearth, to see if there's more
Puppo noticed at the time and got a lick of the pan... and has been jumping back up, paws on the hearth, to see if there's more
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January 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM