@cozy369.bsky.social
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Finally, a sport I can actually get behind 🙌🏾
December 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Finally, a sport I can actually get behind 🙌🏾
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
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Uni…are you really a cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
November 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Uni…are you really a cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
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Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.
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Libraries, providing free information to everyone, are the bedrock of a free society.
And a shoutout to all the librarians out there! Thank you for all you do!!!
#ILoveLibraries
And a shoutout to all the librarians out there! Thank you for all you do!!!
#ILoveLibraries
November 18, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Libraries, providing free information to everyone, are the bedrock of a free society.
And a shoutout to all the librarians out there! Thank you for all you do!!!
#ILoveLibraries
And a shoutout to all the librarians out there! Thank you for all you do!!!
#ILoveLibraries
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every burger joint menu looks like
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
every burger joint menu looks like
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
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Two windmills were talking and the one asked the other what kind of music it liked. It replied, "I'm a huge metal fan"
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Two windmills were talking and the one asked the other what kind of music it liked. It replied, "I'm a huge metal fan"
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The Onion be spot-on
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 AM
The Onion be spot-on
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A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
A cooking competition where contestants make whatever they want but my husband wanders around the kitchen and stands in front of the drawer they need
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Not liking Beyonce is a character flaw btw. You don’t have to be in the Beyhive or a stan, but not acknowledging she is THE most talented performer alive is a character flaw.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Not liking Beyonce is a character flaw btw. You don’t have to be in the Beyhive or a stan, but not acknowledging she is THE most talented performer alive is a character flaw.
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ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
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are his ears allowed to do this?
November 17, 2024 at 11:46 AM
are his ears allowed to do this?
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Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
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I’m in agreement with the masses. Y’all are finer over here. Interesting.
November 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I’m in agreement with the masses. Y’all are finer over here. Interesting.
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FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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First Saturday on Bluesky, how we feelin?!
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 PM
First Saturday on Bluesky, how we feelin?!
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Target is now playing nonstop Christmas music in case you need a place to go silently insane
November 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Target is now playing nonstop Christmas music in case you need a place to go silently insane
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it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
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Possibly the least surprising plot twist ever.
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Possibly the least surprising plot twist ever.
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Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X
November 15, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X
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Libraries need to reclassify 1984 from fiction to nonfiction.
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Libraries need to reclassify 1984 from fiction to nonfiction.