GarlicBreadEnjoyer
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I have no idea what to put here; coffee and cats
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
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I was reading a book called ‘The History of Glue’.
I couldn’t put it down.
I couldn’t put it down.
December 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I was reading a book called ‘The History of Glue’.
I couldn’t put it down.
I couldn’t put it down.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
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Oh my God
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 30, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Oh my God
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November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
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as thanksgiving approaches may i remind you it is not the time to speak gently to your shitty relatives it’s time to throw a brick at racist granny she probably approved of segregation
November 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
as thanksgiving approaches may i remind you it is not the time to speak gently to your shitty relatives it’s time to throw a brick at racist granny she probably approved of segregation
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I put a hot dog in my mailbox every day for the mailman. So far he has never eaten it.
November 21, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I put a hot dog in my mailbox every day for the mailman. So far he has never eaten it.
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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
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our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
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no no bluesky isn't 100% progressive. we have geico and the yellow ostrich one too. liberty biberty
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 AM
no no bluesky isn't 100% progressive. we have geico and the yellow ostrich one too. liberty biberty