Cornelius Disaster
@corneliusdisaster.bsky.social
Pointless eccentric. Brain genius. Autistic (obvs). Havin' a little trouble. Non-corporeal entity inhabiting a skull wearing 3D glasses. Wealthy in compact cassette tapes. All my opinions are correct and final unless I later contradict them. (He/Him)
Pinned
I would describe my personal style as "agoraphobic". I would describe my career goals as "sweaty-toothed madman". I would describe my vibe as "deep-sea fangly fish". I would describe my brand as "desiccated corpse discovered in the wall of an abandoned house". I would describe my aura as "gas leak".
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𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘇𝗶𝗲
ummm sorry but I was today years old when I realized Dora the Explorer rhymes in an Australian accent 😅
𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲
🤣 this is why I love you. British and midatlantic too btw
𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆
stop saying such things. put you outside. you belong outside. treat you as horse
ummm sorry but I was today years old when I realized Dora the Explorer rhymes in an Australian accent 😅
𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲
🤣 this is why I love you. British and midatlantic too btw
𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆
stop saying such things. put you outside. you belong outside. treat you as horse
November 3, 2024 at 1:43 AM
𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘇𝗶𝗲
ummm sorry but I was today years old when I realized Dora the Explorer rhymes in an Australian accent 😅
𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲
🤣 this is why I love you. British and midatlantic too btw
𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆
stop saying such things. put you outside. you belong outside. treat you as horse
ummm sorry but I was today years old when I realized Dora the Explorer rhymes in an Australian accent 😅
𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲
🤣 this is why I love you. British and midatlantic too btw
𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆
stop saying such things. put you outside. you belong outside. treat you as horse
Election Week is the prime time to consider my thesis that Tuesdays are bullshit.
November 5, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Election Week is the prime time to consider my thesis that Tuesdays are bullshit.
This would probably be a distressing pairing of trending words if I didn't already know the intensely stupid things that are afoot.
rabies , porn
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November 4, 2024 at 6:49 PM
This would probably be a distressing pairing of trending words if I didn't already know the intensely stupid things that are afoot.
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i got 99 problems and they’re all red balloons
November 4, 2024 at 3:30 PM
i got 99 problems and they’re all red balloons
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False accusations of manspreading are tearing my family owned business APART
November 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
False accusations of manspreading are tearing my family owned business APART
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One way you know that the “stop it, you’re overreacting with the fascism & democratic backsliding hysteria” is deeply unserious & wrong is that weird, sweeping coalitions like this do not emerge under “normal politics” scenarios.
It’s a very big and very weird tent, but I’ll take it: LeBron James, Bad Bunny, The Economist, The Financial Times, The New York Times, Liz and Dick Cheney and Angela Davis endorse Kamala Harris.
Joining the Financial Times, The Economist says: “A second Trump term comes with unacceptable risks.
If The Economist had a vote, we would cast it for Kamala Harris.”
If The Economist had a vote, we would cast it for Kamala Harris.”
November 1, 2024 at 1:17 PM
One way you know that the “stop it, you’re overreacting with the fascism & democratic backsliding hysteria” is deeply unserious & wrong is that weird, sweeping coalitions like this do not emerge under “normal politics” scenarios.
Halloween has been difficult for me as the oncoming ELECTION has driven me FULLY INSANE so if this ELECTION goes okay I propose we move ELECTIONS from November to some time of year with a holiday I don't care about, like Christmas. If the ELECTION goes badly then I don't really care what happens.
November 1, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Halloween has been difficult for me as the oncoming ELECTION has driven me FULLY INSANE so if this ELECTION goes okay I propose we move ELECTIONS from November to some time of year with a holiday I don't care about, like Christmas. If the ELECTION goes badly then I don't really care what happens.
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A guy in one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes just ran across Crenshaw Blvd and almost got hit by a bus and my wife said to my daughter "that's how the dinosaurs went extinct"
November 1, 2024 at 3:05 AM
A guy in one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes just ran across Crenshaw Blvd and almost got hit by a bus and my wife said to my daughter "that's how the dinosaurs went extinct"
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Uh oh, Hillary just called Trump supporters "a Quiver of Fucksticks"
October 31, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Uh oh, Hillary just called Trump supporters "a Quiver of Fucksticks"
text parser games be like:
i’m confused by your syntax
October 31, 2024 at 3:27 AM
text parser games be like:
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This is your annual reminder that in 2005 I saw Bobby "Boris" Pickett live when he was a surprise guest at a Rocket From The Crypt show. He sang one song ("Monster Mash") and prefaced it by saying, "Elvis said this song was the stupidest thing he ever heard, but he died on the toilet, so fuck him!"
October 30, 2024 at 10:30 PM
This is your annual reminder that in 2005 I saw Bobby "Boris" Pickett live when he was a surprise guest at a Rocket From The Crypt show. He sang one song ("Monster Mash") and prefaced it by saying, "Elvis said this song was the stupidest thing he ever heard, but he died on the toilet, so fuck him!"
Based on my experience we should go into the emulator backend and tweak input lag settings until we can finally beat the Taste of Teriyaki level wait I got real life confused with Um Jammer Lammy again nevermind.
October 30, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Based on my experience we should go into the emulator backend and tweak input lag settings until we can finally beat the Taste of Teriyaki level wait I got real life confused with Um Jammer Lammy again nevermind.
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abstention is not an option. refusing to make even the slightest concession toward keeping fascists out of power isn't a brave and lonely stand. it is the sin of scrupulosity, the overruling desire the keep oneself clean--and it has never yet delivered anyone from harm.
October 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
abstention is not an option. refusing to make even the slightest concession toward keeping fascists out of power isn't a brave and lonely stand. it is the sin of scrupulosity, the overruling desire the keep oneself clean--and it has never yet delivered anyone from harm.
If I see more than, say, three production company tags before a movie I consider that a red flag. On a related note I hated Late Night With The Devil. It tried a found-footage gimmick I liked the idea of (lost TV taping) but the gimmick was its only good idea and it ditched that near the end anyway.
October 28, 2024 at 7:17 AM
If I see more than, say, three production company tags before a movie I consider that a red flag. On a related note I hated Late Night With The Devil. It tried a found-footage gimmick I liked the idea of (lost TV taping) but the gimmick was its only good idea and it ditched that near the end anyway.
I've recently become obsessed with the theme song to an anime I watched and I don't normally watch anime or listen to J-Pop so it's ruined my YouTube algorithm on the other hand it served me this kickass music video: youtu.be/CwaYVpWfyq8?...
[Official Music Video] Perfume 「Cosmic Treat」
YouTube video by Perfume
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October 27, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I've recently become obsessed with the theme song to an anime I watched and I don't normally watch anime or listen to J-Pop so it's ruined my YouTube algorithm on the other hand it served me this kickass music video: youtu.be/CwaYVpWfyq8?...
Look I'm not saying we eat ALL the rich. But let's start with the richest couple of guys we can find and then rest for a month or so and see if the next couple rich guys have had time to reconsider. If not, rinse and repeat. I'm not unreasonable.
October 27, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Look I'm not saying we eat ALL the rich. But let's start with the richest couple of guys we can find and then rest for a month or so and see if the next couple rich guys have had time to reconsider. If not, rinse and repeat. I'm not unreasonable.
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Electoralism isn't a panacea, but it is suicidally foolish to cede that ground. Our enemies do not.
August 2, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Electoralism isn't a panacea, but it is suicidally foolish to cede that ground. Our enemies do not.
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Billionaires need to be captured and put up against the wall. Bezos you fuckwit
October 25, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Billionaires need to be captured and put up against the wall. Bezos you fuckwit
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Someone named Spud Klingbeil did this and I have so much respect and envy
October 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Someone named Spud Klingbeil did this and I have so much respect and envy
Yo mama, who art in heaven
October 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Yo mama, who art in heaven
I was going to knee-jerk repost this when I saw the premise was "fuck rich people" but I thought I should read it to make sure I agreed with all the little details and I do. Fuck rich people.
America needs a villain and if it's not the rich it will be the poor.
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Demonize the Rich
Fascists offer a fake enemy. We have to offer a real one.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
October 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I was going to knee-jerk repost this when I saw the premise was "fuck rich people" but I thought I should read it to make sure I agreed with all the little details and I do. Fuck rich people.