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This has significant implications for Mario lore
June 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’ve started unfollowing people who move to Nashville. Don’t need that kind of negative energy in my life
June 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Insane fyp pull
May 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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me, confidently on the right side of history: “go arrest those college students for sitting”
May 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lorde tour this fall
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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AMERICAN BIG PIZZA!!!🍕🇺🇸
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The tariffs have reached my adult coloring hobby
April 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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(elderly English teacher taking a long drag off a cigarette) I've seen indirect objects and prepositional phrases that would make you kids sick
April 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Cory Booker has just broken Strom Thurmond's record for longest Senate filibuster ever, which stood for 68 years.

Thurmond set it objecting to the Civil Rights Act of 1957.

Booker set it arguing against authoritarianism.

May Strom's name be forgotten and his memory erased.
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I feel like this tweet did not get enough attention this week
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Why cook when you can eat this
March 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Today is #WorldTBDay.

#Tuberculosis - or TB - is caused by bacteria Mycobacterium tuberculosis that mainly affects the lungs.

Common symptoms include
❗️ Cough
❗️ Chest pains
❗️ Weight loss
❗️ Fever
❗️ Night sweats

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March 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM