Corky KneiFALL 🍂
@corkykneivel.bsky.social
He/Him
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
dip dip dive, so socialize
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
dip dip dive, so socialize
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I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
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I want to get ahead of this... I am also part of this podcast, I did the voice for Baby Jesus.
A "blindsided" Bell learned she was starring in Fox Nation's "new" podcast—made from an audiobook she and other celebrities recorded 15 years ago—with the rest of us.
www.avclub.com/kristen-bell...
www.avclub.com/kristen-bell...
Kristen Bell also very surprised to learn she's Fox News' new Mary Magdalene
Kristen Bell also very surprised to learn she's Fox News' new Mary Magdalene
www.avclub.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I want to get ahead of this... I am also part of this podcast, I did the voice for Baby Jesus.
Vanity Fair found out Nuzzi was secretly texting Old Farmer's Almanac
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Vanity Fair found out Nuzzi was secretly texting Old Farmer's Almanac
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
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weird, when we were at the hospital and they were prepping me to donate my kidney to you, i am pretty sure you promised me that you wouldn’t miss my improv show for anything in the world, but i didn’t see you in the audience. are you kidneying me??
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
weird, when we were at the hospital and they were prepping me to donate my kidney to you, i am pretty sure you promised me that you wouldn’t miss my improv show for anything in the world, but i didn’t see you in the audience. are you kidneying me??
This once happened to a friend of mine.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This once happened to a friend of mine.
a binge of 80s British detective dramas could cure me rn
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
a binge of 80s British detective dramas could cure me rn
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Born again Christians are baptised in a lake.
Bourne-again Christians are baptised in the sea, amnesiac, w/ a Zurich bank account code.
Bourne-again Christians are baptised in the sea, amnesiac, w/ a Zurich bank account code.
August 13, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Born again Christians are baptised in a lake.
Bourne-again Christians are baptised in the sea, amnesiac, w/ a Zurich bank account code.
Bourne-again Christians are baptised in the sea, amnesiac, w/ a Zurich bank account code.
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Shout out to the real heroes of the holiday season:
the folks who add "Skip To Recipe" buttons on their websites.
the folks who add "Skip To Recipe" buttons on their websites.
December 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Shout out to the real heroes of the holiday season:
the folks who add "Skip To Recipe" buttons on their websites.
the folks who add "Skip To Recipe" buttons on their websites.
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I blocked my air conditioner. I'm 3000 miles from home and it just texted me that it's time to change the air filter.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I blocked my air conditioner. I'm 3000 miles from home and it just texted me that it's time to change the air filter.
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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I recently learned about a device called a "Chip Clip." Apparently it's for people who open a bag of potato chips and don't finish it.
Be careful out there, my friends. These monsters exist and they walk amongst us trying to pass as normal. 😱
Be careful out there, my friends. These monsters exist and they walk amongst us trying to pass as normal. 😱
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I recently learned about a device called a "Chip Clip." Apparently it's for people who open a bag of potato chips and don't finish it.
Be careful out there, my friends. These monsters exist and they walk amongst us trying to pass as normal. 😱
Be careful out there, my friends. These monsters exist and they walk amongst us trying to pass as normal. 😱
We need a labial Joe Rogan
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We need a labial Joe Rogan
daredaniel.com/2025/11/18/v...
We discussed Agnes Varda's 1985 film "Vagabond" & the indelible performance from Sandrine Bonnaire
Check it out here or wherever you pod. #FilmSky
We discussed Agnes Varda's 1985 film "Vagabond" & the indelible performance from Sandrine Bonnaire
Check it out here or wherever you pod. #FilmSky
Vagabond (1985) - Episode 50 - Dare Daniel & Canon Fodder Podcasts
Sacramento film critic Daniel Barnes and comedian Corky McDonnell review Sandrine Bonnaire in Vagabond on the Canon Fodder podcast.
daredaniel.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
daredaniel.com/2025/11/18/v...
We discussed Agnes Varda's 1985 film "Vagabond" & the indelible performance from Sandrine Bonnaire
Check it out here or wherever you pod. #FilmSky
We discussed Agnes Varda's 1985 film "Vagabond" & the indelible performance from Sandrine Bonnaire
Check it out here or wherever you pod. #FilmSky
"Who took over the Epstein operations after he was arrested?"
Probably the same group of intelligence agencies that funded & facilitated it all along.
Probably the same group of intelligence agencies that funded & facilitated it all along.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Who took over the Epstein operations after he was arrested?"
Probably the same group of intelligence agencies that funded & facilitated it all along.
Probably the same group of intelligence agencies that funded & facilitated it all along.
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Do not approach us.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do not approach us.
Is keister more appropriate as a noun or a verb? In this essay I will
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Is keister more appropriate as a noun or a verb? In this essay I will
Jailbait
Ahmm jailbait
Ya try to say a-whay
Butchya can't O-bey
Jailbait
Ahm jailbait
You can look butchyoo can't play
Cuz ahm jailbait
HOLY SHIT THIS SONG
Ahmm jailbait
Ya try to say a-whay
Butchya can't O-bey
Jailbait
Ahm jailbait
You can look butchyoo can't play
Cuz ahm jailbait
HOLY SHIT THIS SONG
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Jailbait
Ahmm jailbait
Ya try to say a-whay
Butchya can't O-bey
Jailbait
Ahm jailbait
You can look butchyoo can't play
Cuz ahm jailbait
HOLY SHIT THIS SONG
Ahmm jailbait
Ya try to say a-whay
Butchya can't O-bey
Jailbait
Ahm jailbait
You can look butchyoo can't play
Cuz ahm jailbait
HOLY SHIT THIS SONG
You can't be asking about that, White Baby
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You can't be asking about that, White Baby
Bill Maher has retired from stand-up because he said he's done 13 1-hour HBO specials (and nobody can name a single one)
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bill Maher has retired from stand-up because he said he's done 13 1-hour HBO specials (and nobody can name a single one)
If it's not a game day I understand maybe 30% of what Seahawks BlueSky is talking about
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If it's not a game day I understand maybe 30% of what Seahawks BlueSky is talking about
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
*John Mellencamp voice*
Suckin' on Bubba's hog,
Outside the Tastee-Freez...
Suckin' on Bubba's hog,
Outside the Tastee-Freez...
This would make 2 high level blow job scandals for Bubba the Love Sponge
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother says the ‘Bubba’ mentioned in Trump oral sex email is not Bill Clinton
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*John Mellencamp voice*
Suckin' on Bubba's hog,
Outside the Tastee-Freez...
Suckin' on Bubba's hog,
Outside the Tastee-Freez...
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Olivia Nuzzi urging dates to drink from the wrong grail
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Olivia Nuzzi urging dates to drink from the wrong grail