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Hard at work crafting better tasting poisons for true taste makers.
Blessed be the maker and his water.
#butlerianjihadnow
He/Them

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Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Give the little man all the Döner and no one gets hurt
SIR. SIR YOU HAVE KEBAB.
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I'm going to be selfish for a minute, and say that my life personally is so much better, and so much grander, and so very beautiful, because trans people are in it. Fascists can fuck off, trans people aren't going anywhere.

happy trans day of remembrance. you all deserve so much more than this 🏳️‍⚧️
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hands down the stupidest fucking government in history
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Can we stop listing him as a democrat and start listing him as a former nazi tattoo having nepo baby?
ICYMI: In interviews Platner has been open about his post-combat struggles. Now he’s talking about it more frequently at his heavily attended town halls. It seems to be making his campaign more resilient, his supporters more devoted.
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Graham Platner is sharing more about post-combat struggles. Has it made his campaign more resilient?
Deleted Reddit posts and tattoo controversies blunted the Democrat's U.S. Senate candidate's surge of early momentum. Now the oyster farmer and military veteran is talking more about his battle with…
www.mainepublic.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hey cute cross stitch, but I'm still going to do cocaine in your bathroom
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I guess I would be more nervous if he was telling the truth
Trump: "We have more jobs -- it was just announced -- right now than in the history of our country."
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. Raw animal sexuality
2. The air of capricious youth tempered with wisdom
3. Yelling at dumb nerds.
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. a beautiful heart
2. a capacious mind
3. Steinberger
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. posting incredibly well
2. drinking beer
3. upholding strong conservative christian values
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh my god. Someone is opening a package on the podcast I am listening to for like a full 8 minutes. Ffs. Mute yourself. Jfc
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Love seeing all the homies on this thread punting this centrist idea into the bin.
ICE should be cracking down on the cartels, not our communities.

ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners.

ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Okay. Can do.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey does anybody know if there's a way to unlearn to read
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A tent so big it encompasses morally repugnant people when convienient, a tent so bereft of principals its like they dont have any at all.

Jfc.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Transphobic lib? More likely than you think. Ask them what rights they were willing to give up and its the same shit as the red cowards.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wonder how the countries that the UK colonized feel about illegal migration at gunpoint, which was always Britain's favorite.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Theydies and gentlethems, the Bill Donahue in question.

A "faith-based" researcher
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Megyn Kelly's daughter Yeardly is 14 years old, just one year away from "fair game" as described by her.

This is the problematic part, not the joke about her as a reaction to what she said.

What age would you consider appropriate for an old married politician to pass your daughter around Aaron?
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.

1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Couldn't like any member of Congress that has seen the Epstein files just released them?
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lmao. This is a great example of why most of these manosphere guys are f**cking usless.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Some guy at a bar last night, for the 4th week in a row, tried to sell me Gavin Newsom as the less evil candidate.

I said we already have a republican transphobe as president.

He tells me perfect is the enemy of good.

I said they have three years to not run a monster, and good luck.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This isnt even remotely close to true, why cant the media quote this as an ovious lie, instead of face value. The people who are stupid enough to buy this are far too stupid for subtext.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fetterman fell down outside his home. Currently hospitalized.

Lurch go boom
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Super Brave of him to wear his diaper on his head like a badge of honor
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Never, not even once.
makes you think‼️😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This could take down democrats too.

Good

As well it should.

Let the lord sort them.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM