Guava Menace
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I like flowers, sunflowers, sunflower seeds, the sun, regular seeds. Smile real big.
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The new Charlie Culberson: Kiké Hernández has a 2.08 ERA this year in 4.1 innings pitched
June 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The new Charlie Culberson: Kiké Hernández has a 2.08 ERA this year in 4.1 innings pitched
I know what you're thinking: "Oh, if only there was an anime series about giant robots called 'bigfoots' that played competitive basketball..." Well you're in luck because that series DOES exist and it's called Basquash:
March 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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The Boreal owl. A lite of cuteness in this 8” bird with a wingspan that goes up to 24 inches. Still dreaming about this moment!
📸 swnaturephoto
#littleowl
📸 swnaturephoto
#littleowl
March 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Boreal owl. A lite of cuteness in this 8” bird with a wingspan that goes up to 24 inches. Still dreaming about this moment!
📸 swnaturephoto
#littleowl
📸 swnaturephoto
#littleowl
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These Changeups from Lisa Fernandez don't even look Real. 😳
Fernandez had a career 0.22 ERA at UCLA.
You can see why.
Fernandez had a career 0.22 ERA at UCLA.
You can see why.
February 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
These Changeups from Lisa Fernandez don't even look Real. 😳
Fernandez had a career 0.22 ERA at UCLA.
You can see why.
Fernandez had a career 0.22 ERA at UCLA.
You can see why.
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Long after civilization collapse Chuck Schumer's scheduled posts will be transmitted into the void.
February 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Long after civilization collapse Chuck Schumer's scheduled posts will be transmitted into the void.
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Hey cool, we can all go back to the vintage methods people in my family have treated their mental health and neurodivergence going back generations:
Alcoholism
Chain smoking
3 daily pots of coffee
Domestic Violence
Suicidal Ideation
Reckless driving
Destruction of property
That should be fine
Alcoholism
Chain smoking
3 daily pots of coffee
Domestic Violence
Suicidal Ideation
Reckless driving
Destruction of property
That should be fine
"assess the prevalence of and threat posed by the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, stimulants, and weight-loss drugs"
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hey cool, we can all go back to the vintage methods people in my family have treated their mental health and neurodivergence going back generations:
Alcoholism
Chain smoking
3 daily pots of coffee
Domestic Violence
Suicidal Ideation
Reckless driving
Destruction of property
That should be fine
Alcoholism
Chain smoking
3 daily pots of coffee
Domestic Violence
Suicidal Ideation
Reckless driving
Destruction of property
That should be fine
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I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but since the "is Luis Arraez undervalued" thing never seems to go away, it's probably worth at least comparing him to a similar contact god, Steven Kwan.
In 2024, Arraez hit .314. He was worth 1.1 fWAR.
In 2024, Kwan hit .292. He was worth 4.1 fWAR.
...
In 2024, Arraez hit .314. He was worth 1.1 fWAR.
In 2024, Kwan hit .292. He was worth 4.1 fWAR.
...
February 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but since the "is Luis Arraez undervalued" thing never seems to go away, it's probably worth at least comparing him to a similar contact god, Steven Kwan.
In 2024, Arraez hit .314. He was worth 1.1 fWAR.
In 2024, Kwan hit .292. He was worth 4.1 fWAR.
...
In 2024, Arraez hit .314. He was worth 1.1 fWAR.
In 2024, Kwan hit .292. He was worth 4.1 fWAR.
...
January 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Fernando Valenzuela, Screwballs. 🪛⚾️
January 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Fernando Valenzuela, Screwballs. 🪛⚾️
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An advent calendar…but salami?
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
An advent calendar…but salami?
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Me and Lucy are doing a TOS marathon on the 27th and yes I’m bragging
December 24, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Me and Lucy are doing a TOS marathon on the 27th and yes I’m bragging
Any updates on the Yankees signing Assad rumors now that he’s a free agent
December 8, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Any updates on the Yankees signing Assad rumors now that he’s a free agent
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Glorious victory for Taiwan
November 24, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Glorious victory for Taiwan