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Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
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I got into Baseball after I realized it was basically just Pokémon
July 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I got into Baseball after I realized it was basically just Pokémon
*doctor during abscess drainage surgery* hey man are you cool if I record this on my phone so billions of people will watch it on Snapchat by accident
May 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*doctor during abscess drainage surgery* hey man are you cool if I record this on my phone so billions of people will watch it on Snapchat by accident
I’m the guy with a doctorate in linguistics that they get to name all of the prescription drugs. I made $600k just for scribbling the word Dupixent on a napkin
March 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m the guy with a doctorate in linguistics that they get to name all of the prescription drugs. I made $600k just for scribbling the word Dupixent on a napkin
Do you think the first guy to encounter a chameleon in the wild was like damn no one’s gonna believe me
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do you think the first guy to encounter a chameleon in the wild was like damn no one’s gonna believe me
Gone away
Is the bluebird
Here to stay
Lobster Newberg
Is the bluebird
Here to stay
Lobster Newberg
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Gone away
Is the bluebird
Here to stay
Lobster Newberg
Is the bluebird
Here to stay
Lobster Newberg
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
Weatherman named Mick Flurry POSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOST QUICK
July 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Weatherman named Mick Flurry POSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOST QUICK
“Aw man, a lot of these dishes came out of the dishwasher dirty. Oh well, I guess I’ll just run it again”
April 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
“Aw man, a lot of these dishes came out of the dishwasher dirty. Oh well, I guess I’ll just run it again”
COME ON DOWN TO ELDERLY EDDY’S USED CAR DEPOT
“My prices are so low that I’ll never retire.”
“My prices are so low that I’ll never retire.”
April 19, 2024 at 2:12 PM
COME ON DOWN TO ELDERLY EDDY’S USED CAR DEPOT
“My prices are so low that I’ll never retire.”
“My prices are so low that I’ll never retire.”
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*meeting a doctor named Dr Acula* He seems VERY interested in my blood. I assume this is purely a professional interest
March 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
*meeting a doctor named Dr Acula* He seems VERY interested in my blood. I assume this is purely a professional interest
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ernest hemingway's writing process was fascinating. whenever he got stuck, he would pick up his switch and play a game of rocket league, but it usually wasn't a ranked match. instead he'd play in casual mode, or even offline against bots, so he could quickly put it down should an idea come to him
January 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
ernest hemingway's writing process was fascinating. whenever he got stuck, he would pick up his switch and play a game of rocket league, but it usually wasn't a ranked match. instead he'd play in casual mode, or even offline against bots, so he could quickly put it down should an idea come to him
Sometimes I wish I was born in 1952
January 13, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes I wish I was born in 1952
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You’ll never convince me that an orchestra wouldn’t sound exactly the same if the conductor wasn’t there. Fake job.
December 22, 2023 at 6:30 AM
You’ll never convince me that an orchestra wouldn’t sound exactly the same if the conductor wasn’t there. Fake job.
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did you know that the two main ingredients of honey mustard are honey and mustard? now, maybe that’s just a crazy coincidence, or maybe it’s proof that god is real
December 7, 2023 at 1:06 AM
did you know that the two main ingredients of honey mustard are honey and mustard? now, maybe that’s just a crazy coincidence, or maybe it’s proof that god is real
We should just pay the cows more so we don’t have to tip them
November 8, 2023 at 2:42 AM
We should just pay the cows more so we don’t have to tip them
I always find it cute when I see two people with brightly dyed hair together in public, it means they either planned to look like Mario and Sonic or they found each other in spite of it all
November 7, 2023 at 5:25 PM
I always find it cute when I see two people with brightly dyed hair together in public, it means they either planned to look like Mario and Sonic or they found each other in spite of it all
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it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one
October 15, 2023 at 4:12 PM
it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one
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is blooper on here too, can we bully mascots on bluesky?
October 8, 2023 at 1:13 AM
is blooper on here too, can we bully mascots on bluesky?
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chuck went to the vet for his first routine check-up today. he did a good job
October 6, 2023 at 2:09 AM
chuck went to the vet for his first routine check-up today. he did a good job
Joseph Robinette Burrow I place a hex upon you
September 11, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Joseph Robinette Burrow I place a hex upon you