E. Luke Charmander
@coolesthand.bsky.social
writer. filmmaker. recovering evangelical.
@hollyanderson.bsky.social can confirm, Scooter's is not just in Texas, they're popping up all over Chattanooga rn
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social can confirm, Scooter's is not just in Texas, they're popping up all over Chattanooga rn
what are the chances Gus thinks the Heisman is literally being awarded at the conclusion of this game?
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
what are the chances Gus thinks the Heisman is literally being awarded at the conclusion of this game?
absolutely fucking no one:
my cousin in a football-related family group chat:
my cousin in a football-related family group chat:
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
absolutely fucking no one:
my cousin in a football-related family group chat:
my cousin in a football-related family group chat:
@splitzoneduo.com wow y'all really just gonna skip over Deuce Knight getting 4 rushing TD's over the FCS #6 seed. That's some disrespect right there.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@splitzoneduo.com wow y'all really just gonna skip over Deuce Knight getting 4 rushing TD's over the FCS #6 seed. That's some disrespect right there.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social okay but how much beef would you have to smelt to forge an iron dagger to carve your honeybaked ham with
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social okay but how much beef would you have to smelt to forge an iron dagger to carve your honeybaked ham with
briefly confused a shot of Kirk Ferentz for Jim Mora, how embarrassed should I be about this
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
briefly confused a shot of Kirk Ferentz for Jim Mora, how embarrassed should I be about this
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the It’s So Over watch at Oklahoma State has been upgraded to an It’s So Over warning
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the It’s So Over watch at Oklahoma State has been upgraded to an It’s So Over warning
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🇮🇱 Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich: “There’s a business plan on Trump’s table to turn Gaza into a real estate bonanza.
We paid a lot of money for this war. Now we need to divide how we make a percentage. We did the demolition phase. Now we build. It’s much cheaper.”
We paid a lot of money for this war. Now we need to divide how we make a percentage. We did the demolition phase. Now we build. It’s much cheaper.”
September 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🇮🇱 Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich: “There’s a business plan on Trump’s table to turn Gaza into a real estate bonanza.
We paid a lot of money for this war. Now we need to divide how we make a percentage. We did the demolition phase. Now we build. It’s much cheaper.”
We paid a lot of money for this war. Now we need to divide how we make a percentage. We did the demolition phase. Now we build. It’s much cheaper.”
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hey so this is insane
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hey so this is insane
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this looks like a PS3 cutscene for a game where you play as a pro sports agent
Fox gave Aaron Rodgers the AI treatment during today's game 🤖📺🏈
September 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this looks like a PS3 cutscene for a game where you play as a pro sports agent
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10% funnier every time I watch
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
10% funnier every time I watch
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michael bay in the truck
I don't know what the TV crew was doing on this play but I am CACKLING
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
michael bay in the truck
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The dude throwing the block here is 5-star true freshman WR Dakorien Moore, the top-ranked WR in this class
Not to overreact to a highlight from the Week 1 FCS blowout but I am switching my national title pick to Oregon if they have 5-star freshman WRs finishing blocks through the whistle
Not to overreact to a highlight from the Week 1 FCS blowout but I am switching my national title pick to Oregon if they have 5-star freshman WRs finishing blocks through the whistle
When you score, but you're more excited about your teammate's Block than your own Touchdown!
How can you not love football??
How can you not love football??
August 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The dude throwing the block here is 5-star true freshman WR Dakorien Moore, the top-ranked WR in this class
Not to overreact to a highlight from the Week 1 FCS blowout but I am switching my national title pick to Oregon if they have 5-star freshman WRs finishing blocks through the whistle
Not to overreact to a highlight from the Week 1 FCS blowout but I am switching my national title pick to Oregon if they have 5-star freshman WRs finishing blocks through the whistle
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Watch what they do, not what they say
August 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Watch what they do, not what they say
@splitzoneduo.com Richard, what is your reasoning behind not thinking Montana St. has a chance to do what Idaho did to Oregon last year? Montana St. is inarguably better than Idaho and Oregon has an (arguably) more unproven quarterback this year.
August 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@splitzoneduo.com Richard, what is your reasoning behind not thinking Montana St. has a chance to do what Idaho did to Oregon last year? Montana St. is inarguably better than Idaho and Oregon has an (arguably) more unproven quarterback this year.
what sports news app should I be using since the ESPN app sucks truckloads of ass
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
what sports news app should I be using since the ESPN app sucks truckloads of ass
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social re: more 19th century mechanics in present day
a friend of mine's grandfather found out his wife had cancer and responded by checking his kids out of school without their mother's permission one day and IMMEDIATELY MOVING THEM TO AFRICA. No CPS, no GPS, no problem.
a friend of mine's grandfather found out his wife had cancer and responded by checking his kids out of school without their mother's permission one day and IMMEDIATELY MOVING THEM TO AFRICA. No CPS, no GPS, no problem.
July 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social re: more 19th century mechanics in present day
a friend of mine's grandfather found out his wife had cancer and responded by checking his kids out of school without their mother's permission one day and IMMEDIATELY MOVING THEM TO AFRICA. No CPS, no GPS, no problem.
a friend of mine's grandfather found out his wife had cancer and responded by checking his kids out of school without their mother's permission one day and IMMEDIATELY MOVING THEM TO AFRICA. No CPS, no GPS, no problem.
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This thread is incredible.
Jason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk)
.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database
xcancel.com
July 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This thread is incredible.
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Why does his scarf go inside of his neck?
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why does his scarf go inside of his neck?
had the misfortune of shooting something with Lee Greenwood today
June 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
had the misfortune of shooting something with Lee Greenwood today
i fuckin hate it here
Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i fuckin hate it here
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🚨WOW. It turns out that a "Tren de Aragua gathering" the Trump admin said it broke up in March ... was just a BIRTHDAY PARTY.
None of the people arrested at the party seem to have any criminal record — and none have been charged criminally in the months since it happened.
Read the story below.
None of the people arrested at the party seem to have any criminal record — and none have been charged criminally in the months since it happened.
Read the story below.
June 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🚨WOW. It turns out that a "Tren de Aragua gathering" the Trump admin said it broke up in March ... was just a BIRTHDAY PARTY.
None of the people arrested at the party seem to have any criminal record — and none have been charged criminally in the months since it happened.
Read the story below.
None of the people arrested at the party seem to have any criminal record — and none have been charged criminally in the months since it happened.
Read the story below.