Cool Capybara
@coolcapy.bsky.social
Pure unfiltered insanity | 28 | Zelda Enthusiast |
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Can’t wait for Joann’s up the road to start their going out of business sale so I can get Orrin lots of shit
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Can’t wait for Joann’s up the road to start their going out of business sale so I can get Orrin lots of shit
I think @globthealmighty.bsky.social should be allowed to do whatever they want bc their tits jiggle when they laugh
January 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think @globthealmighty.bsky.social should be allowed to do whatever they want bc their tits jiggle when they laugh
Holy shit just noticed I’ve had this for so long and use it so little my age in my bio was still 26 LMAO
December 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Holy shit just noticed I’ve had this for so long and use it so little my age in my bio was still 26 LMAO
My problem with this site is I can’t get the continued unhinged memes and interactions I’m used to on the other one
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My problem with this site is I can’t get the continued unhinged memes and interactions I’m used to on the other one
I can’t find my dab pen it’s so joever
August 25, 2023 at 2:40 AM
I can’t find my dab pen it’s so joever
I really need to learn to let my thoughts run wild on here like y’all do; I fr just be sitting in them
August 24, 2023 at 3:34 PM
I really need to learn to let my thoughts run wild on here like y’all do; I fr just be sitting in them
Everyone tell @roxiqt.com that they’re really pretty and beyond wonderful
July 23, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Everyone tell @roxiqt.com that they’re really pretty and beyond wonderful
My fun conspiracy theory is Elon is killing the bird app and naming it “X” so everyone has to come up with some other funny name for it
July 23, 2023 at 4:01 PM
My fun conspiracy theory is Elon is killing the bird app and naming it “X” so everyone has to come up with some other funny name for it
Sold a 4 bed deal at work today pog
July 16, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Sold a 4 bed deal at work today pog
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i’ll just use whichever app has the most screenshots from all the others
July 15, 2023 at 7:58 PM
i’ll just use whichever app has the most screenshots from all the others
I keep having dreams that give me crazy ass anxiety about my son and I don’t know why
July 14, 2023 at 1:17 PM
I keep having dreams that give me crazy ass anxiety about my son and I don’t know why
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Holy calzones I made it to the funny sky app!
July 14, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Holy calzones I made it to the funny sky app!
Let’s gooo I got Destiny on BlueSky everyone follow her she’s the best and likes Castlevania @loregoththeymer.bsky.social
July 14, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Let’s gooo I got Destiny on BlueSky everyone follow her she’s the best and likes Castlevania @loregoththeymer.bsky.social
Holy shit I hate Harley Davidson owners with every fiber of my being. Their boomer pride parade every summer makes me want to tear my hair out
July 14, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Holy shit I hate Harley Davidson owners with every fiber of my being. Their boomer pride parade every summer makes me want to tear my hair out
Man I’m so happy to be at a job that doesn’t make me want to off myself
July 13, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Man I’m so happy to be at a job that doesn’t make me want to off myself
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[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
July 6, 2023 at 4:05 AM
[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
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me faving y'alls skeets
July 6, 2023 at 12:30 AM
me faving y'alls skeets
As someone who doesn’t use instagram and therefore also didn’t sign up for threads it’s absolutely hilarious seeing people cry about being unable to delete their threads account without also deleting their instagram account
July 6, 2023 at 2:03 PM
As someone who doesn’t use instagram and therefore also didn’t sign up for threads it’s absolutely hilarious seeing people cry about being unable to delete their threads account without also deleting their instagram account
It’s a weird feeling to make in one sale what I used to make in a single paycheck
July 4, 2023 at 9:40 PM
It’s a weird feeling to make in one sale what I used to make in a single paycheck
One of those days where I’m so horny I might explode
July 4, 2023 at 7:43 PM
One of those days where I’m so horny I might explode
Old dude they got me working with referred to this sweet old couple that came in as a “weird ass oriental couple” and I think I’m gonna commit a crime
July 4, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Old dude they got me working with referred to this sweet old couple that came in as a “weird ass oriental couple” and I think I’m gonna commit a crime
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Shout out to the rate limit thing for actually training my brain to close twitter after like 5 seconds
July 3, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Shout out to the rate limit thing for actually training my brain to close twitter after like 5 seconds
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
June 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
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"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.
July 1, 2023 at 11:39 PM
"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.