Nacho Mama 🐈 🐈⬛ 🦙
@convokid.bsky.social
I skeet all this sarcasm for free. For pet pictures, please send $3.
DMs = Block
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
March 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
DMs = Block
Simple as that.
Simple as that.
Do you all really come here every day? Like, on purpose?
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Do you all really come here every day? Like, on purpose?
If you follow me, or I follow you, don’t message me. Just don’t. I have my settings set to not allow messages but they are still coming through and I’m not answering anyone. Ever.
If you don’t like it, go away.
If you don’t like it, go away.
January 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you follow me, or I follow you, don’t message me. Just don’t. I have my settings set to not allow messages but they are still coming through and I’m not answering anyone. Ever.
If you don’t like it, go away.
If you don’t like it, go away.
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Always remember no matter how many followers you have you’re overrated
December 29, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Always remember no matter how many followers you have you’re overrated
I once had to ask the hotel desk clerk for a toilet plunger after a family member clogged the bathroom toilet 15 minutes after we checked in, so I know a thing or two about humiliation.
a toilet with a bunch of toilet paper in it
ALT: a toilet with a bunch of toilet paper in it
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December 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I once had to ask the hotel desk clerk for a toilet plunger after a family member clogged the bathroom toilet 15 minutes after we checked in, so I know a thing or two about humiliation.
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ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father
PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
December 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father
PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
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I know a 4-year-old named Nancy and she already has a signature casserole recipe.
December 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I know a 4-year-old named Nancy and she already has a signature casserole recipe.
I’ve reached the, “Oh no, I’ve overdone it again” part of the day.
Time for a quick nap.
Time for a quick nap.
December 28, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I’ve reached the, “Oh no, I’ve overdone it again” part of the day.
Time for a quick nap.
Time for a quick nap.
Phlebotomist who drew my blood this morning stabbed me like she has some unresolved anger issues. Twice.
December 27, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Phlebotomist who drew my blood this morning stabbed me like she has some unresolved anger issues. Twice.
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I hate wrapping presents
December 25, 2024 at 5:34 AM
I hate wrapping presents
Last Christmas I gave you a gift, but the very next day, you gave it away. 🎶
-regifting
-regifting
December 25, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Last Christmas I gave you a gift, but the very next day, you gave it away. 🎶
-regifting
-regifting
I hate when you cook something and the smell is left in your hair. Never lingers if it’s sweet stuff, just onions, garlic, etc.
🤮
🤮
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I hate when you cook something and the smell is left in your hair. Never lingers if it’s sweet stuff, just onions, garlic, etc.
🤮
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No worries here. Just going to have a little snack while I’m sledding on a giant waffle.
December 24, 2024 at 5:20 AM
No worries here. Just going to have a little snack while I’m sledding on a giant waffle.
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Sorry I missed your text.
I pretended not to see it.
I pretended not to see it.
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Sorry I missed your text.
I pretended not to see it.
I pretended not to see it.
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Over 600 million rock songs in the world and my local rock station played the same 10 songs all damn day. 🙄
December 23, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Over 600 million rock songs in the world and my local rock station played the same 10 songs all damn day. 🙄
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The happiest graduate you’ll ever see
December 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
The happiest graduate you’ll ever see
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I’m done with the month of December. Let’s fast forward to the 31st.
December 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I’m done with the month of December. Let’s fast forward to the 31st.
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