Trump tried to warn us, it’s called liberation day because he’s liberating Americans from their wealth and hopes for a future.

hey man this worked. Trump is exposed. good job!! so let's move on to phase 2 of the plan.

White Lotus always has a certified creep. Patrick has nailed this one.

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Super Bowl prediction

Going into the 4th quarter, eagles are up by 10. 2 minutes left and saquon has scored another touchdown putting the eagles ahead by 17. Mahomes throws a pick 6, but wait! Wait…the refs pull out their UNO reverse card! They show it to the eagles the score is reversed chiefs win

If you asked the average Trumper if they read a book they’d say “what a physical podcast?”

every twitter post now is like some liberal or left wing guy saying "Trump has ordered all Americans to eat their own shit. how do you like that, MAGAs?" and then dozens of blue checks in the replies saying they really do love eating their own shit.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

Colombia: We're not taking shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity

Trump: Trade war!

Colombia: OK

Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights

Colombia: Good. Was that so hard?

Trump: They gave in!

Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better

You know, this Barkley guy might be good at football. Someone like the giants should try and get him