ConnorPatrick: Slot’s Happening
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Dropped out of high school at 16. Graduated from UPenn at 30. Husband. Father. #LFC ⚽️ ⚾️ 🏈
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BlueSky - Welcome to The Good Place
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Feel like I just saw a ghost
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Feel like I just saw a ghost
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
I think this is finally going to be the Phillies year.
Dodgers on paper are unstoppable but they're capable of bad performances.
Mets are gonna Mets. Central division is irrelevant.
There's a pennant to be won!
Dodgers on paper are unstoppable but they're capable of bad performances.
Mets are gonna Mets. Central division is irrelevant.
There's a pennant to be won!
May 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think this is finally going to be the Phillies year.
Dodgers on paper are unstoppable but they're capable of bad performances.
Mets are gonna Mets. Central division is irrelevant.
There's a pennant to be won!
Dodgers on paper are unstoppable but they're capable of bad performances.
Mets are gonna Mets. Central division is irrelevant.
There's a pennant to be won!
My daughter got into Independence Charter School!!
February 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My daughter got into Independence Charter School!!
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Dunno if it's because I live in Britain and am surrounded by these fucking people but I'm always shocked by Americans refusal to notice that idiots who are only rich because their parents are rich are only rich because their parents are rich
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dunno if it's because I live in Britain and am surrounded by these fucking people but I'm always shocked by Americans refusal to notice that idiots who are only rich because their parents are rich are only rich because their parents are rich
A stranger at the Eagles Super Bowl parade gave me and my kids this cute card after paying us a compliment.
Really symbolizes the spirit of that day. No creepy religious message. Not trying to sell us something. Just a kind person handing out love.
Thank you, Anna. Go birds!
Really symbolizes the spirit of that day. No creepy religious message. Not trying to sell us something. Just a kind person handing out love.
Thank you, Anna. Go birds!
February 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A stranger at the Eagles Super Bowl parade gave me and my kids this cute card after paying us a compliment.
Really symbolizes the spirit of that day. No creepy religious message. Not trying to sell us something. Just a kind person handing out love.
Thank you, Anna. Go birds!
Really symbolizes the spirit of that day. No creepy religious message. Not trying to sell us something. Just a kind person handing out love.
Thank you, Anna. Go birds!
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I’m blind now.
Daryl Morey: “I know you have to squint a little, but we feel like this team can still [win the championship].”
February 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m blind now.
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45 hours until kickoff. Go Birds.
47.5 hours until kickoff. Go Birds.
49.5 hours until kickoff. Go Birds.
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
45 hours until kickoff. Go Birds.
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Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.
February 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.
2026 is going to be the Year of Philadelphia.
Philadelphia: the founding city of the Enlightenment
Philadelphia: the Quaker city.
Philadelphia: the city of the individual.
Philadelphia: the city of 1776
Philadelphia: the founding city of the Enlightenment
Philadelphia: the Quaker city.
Philadelphia: the city of the individual.
Philadelphia: the city of 1776
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
2026 is going to be the Year of Philadelphia.
Philadelphia: the founding city of the Enlightenment
Philadelphia: the Quaker city.
Philadelphia: the city of the individual.
Philadelphia: the city of 1776
Philadelphia: the founding city of the Enlightenment
Philadelphia: the Quaker city.
Philadelphia: the city of the individual.
Philadelphia: the city of 1776
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I hate that I'm going to lose The New Pornographers in the trade war but at least we keep Neko Case.
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hate that I'm going to lose The New Pornographers in the trade war but at least we keep Neko Case.
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I don’t want to hate on anyone but Chappell Roan’s album is the best pop album in a decade so I’m not sure I like where this night is headed
There is no way that Short N' Sweet was as good as the Chappell Roan album!!!
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don’t want to hate on anyone but Chappell Roan’s album is the best pop album in a decade so I’m not sure I like where this night is headed
There is no way that Short N' Sweet was as good as the Chappell Roan album!!!
February 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There is no way that Short N' Sweet was as good as the Chappell Roan album!!!
“The French could never stand the cold of Germany; that of America must be more fatal to them.”
-George III on the French troops sent to aide the American Revolution in 1781.
(A tweet written by a cold Philadelphian in 2025)
-George III on the French troops sent to aide the American Revolution in 1781.
(A tweet written by a cold Philadelphian in 2025)
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“The French could never stand the cold of Germany; that of America must be more fatal to them.”
-George III on the French troops sent to aide the American Revolution in 1781.
(A tweet written by a cold Philadelphian in 2025)
-George III on the French troops sent to aide the American Revolution in 1781.
(A tweet written by a cold Philadelphian in 2025)
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The Eagles are going to their fifth Super Bowl, putting them ahead of the Colts, Vikings and Bills. They're now tied with the Packers, Giants, Commanders, Raiders, Dolphins and Rams
January 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Eagles are going to their fifth Super Bowl, putting them ahead of the Colts, Vikings and Bills. They're now tied with the Packers, Giants, Commanders, Raiders, Dolphins and Rams
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it’s no doubt very annoying for me to say that what eliminates costco as a live option for me is not the membership fee but the way the stores are situated in places where you’re sort of fucked if you don’t have a car
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
it’s no doubt very annoying for me to say that what eliminates costco as a live option for me is not the membership fee but the way the stores are situated in places where you’re sort of fucked if you don’t have a car
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"Jerry's eating rice"
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Jerry's eating rice"
Marriage is an insane thing
December 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Marriage is an insane thing
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hey man wanna come over and watch a bowl game? yeah it’s tuesday at 11AM. it’s two 6-6 mid-majors, none of their best players are playing, one team just fired their coach, it’ll be at an empty neutral site, the teams don’t care about each other. it literally doesn’t matter
December 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
hey man wanna come over and watch a bowl game? yeah it’s tuesday at 11AM. it’s two 6-6 mid-majors, none of their best players are playing, one team just fired their coach, it’ll be at an empty neutral site, the teams don’t care about each other. it literally doesn’t matter
The Nationals getting the number one draft pick for the third time is completely rigged. Drain the swamp. Stolen selection.
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 AM
The Nationals getting the number one draft pick for the third time is completely rigged. Drain the swamp. Stolen selection.
Article 7
1. The child shall be registered immediately after birth and shall have the right from birth to a name, the right to acquire a nationality and. as far as possible, the right to know and be cared for by his or her parents.
1. The child shall be registered immediately after birth and shall have the right from birth to a name, the right to acquire a nationality and. as far as possible, the right to know and be cared for by his or her parents.
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Article 7
1. The child shall be registered immediately after birth and shall have the right from birth to a name, the right to acquire a nationality and. as far as possible, the right to know and be cared for by his or her parents.
1. The child shall be registered immediately after birth and shall have the right from birth to a name, the right to acquire a nationality and. as far as possible, the right to know and be cared for by his or her parents.
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Something I think most people don't realize is that Philadelphia's Fairmount Park was once far more landscaped, and less forested.
Nearly a century of underfunding, and car prioritization, has significantly changed the character of the park.
An aerial image from ~1930 vs. 2024:
Nearly a century of underfunding, and car prioritization, has significantly changed the character of the park.
An aerial image from ~1930 vs. 2024:
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Something I think most people don't realize is that Philadelphia's Fairmount Park was once far more landscaped, and less forested.
Nearly a century of underfunding, and car prioritization, has significantly changed the character of the park.
An aerial image from ~1930 vs. 2024:
Nearly a century of underfunding, and car prioritization, has significantly changed the character of the park.
An aerial image from ~1930 vs. 2024: