Conasg
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🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺 • 29 M • Scottish Bear • DevOps Engineer • Pscience, Psychiatry, Pshitposts • Peace Through Superior Firepower • ❤️ дружба - героям слава 🇺🇦
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I do my taxes on one of these
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I do my taxes on one of these
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What the inside of my air fryer looks like is between me and God
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What the inside of my air fryer looks like is between me and God
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
All the air is unpleasantly dry
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
All the air is unpleasantly dry
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not cool dude, read the room
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
not cool dude, read the room
Manchester airport air is unpleasantly dry
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Manchester airport air is unpleasantly dry
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pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
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OK so here is my Music Theory Explainer for why Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a genius piece of songwriting.
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
June 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
OK so here is my Music Theory Explainer for why Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a genius piece of songwriting.
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
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Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?
So many crazy details in Ben Terris's story about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, who we can confirm are not only dating but running DHS together: nymag.com/intelligence...
Who Really Runs DHS?
Kristi Noem is the face of Trump’s police state. Corey Lewandowski is the muscle.
nymag.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?
Bubba knows which one Trump is
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Bubba knows which one Trump is
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"exploration of the refusal boundary of a LLM with anisotropic noise" is a way to make a 1TB file of the most fucked up hypotheticals known to mankind
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
"exploration of the refusal boundary of a LLM with anisotropic noise" is a way to make a 1TB file of the most fucked up hypotheticals known to mankind
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cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
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#StandWithUkraine
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#StandWithUkraine
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.
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He who has mastered the art of ragebait knows you can say "would" to anything
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
He who has mastered the art of ragebait knows you can say "would" to anything
Europa was always old,
A land soaked in blood.
Beloved peace a moment,
Future war a constant.
Stone and iron and dynamite.
A line of cenotaphs.
A land soaked in blood.
Beloved peace a moment,
Future war a constant.
Stone and iron and dynamite.
A line of cenotaphs.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Europa was always old,
A land soaked in blood.
Beloved peace a moment,
Future war a constant.
Stone and iron and dynamite.
A line of cenotaphs.
A land soaked in blood.
Beloved peace a moment,
Future war a constant.
Stone and iron and dynamite.
A line of cenotaphs.
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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All glory to the fusion crab
dont sleep on fusion. fusion has the juice. look at this shit. impeccable sci fi vibe. alien curvature for reasons u wouldnt understand bc u dont know what poincare sections of the plasma beam are. it's even greebled with ports and domes and shit. u can tell the physics nerds are really cooking here
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
All glory to the fusion crab
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a consultant
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a consultant
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tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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this doesn't really make sense to complain about but i hate discord's "Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games" subtitle so much. something about the wording kills my brain cells
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
this doesn't really make sense to complain about but i hate discord's "Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games" subtitle so much. something about the wording kills my brain cells
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Honestly if I found a hole in the side of a cliff shaped exactly like me I would probably go in it too
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Honestly if I found a hole in the side of a cliff shaped exactly like me I would probably go in it too