☭Godzilla☭
@comradezilla.bsky.social
I hate people when they're not polite.
he/him
he/him
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Pinhead, 1987 Topps
October 31, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Pinhead, 1987 Topps
I forgot about this place.
September 7, 2023 at 6:06 PM
I forgot about this place.
Look, I'm glad I was wrong about sex killing me if I ever had it again, but boy does this stuff kick my ass a lot more than it did when I was younger.
August 18, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Look, I'm glad I was wrong about sex killing me if I ever had it again, but boy does this stuff kick my ass a lot more than it did when I was younger.
When I was a kid I got really into Charlie Chan movies, which ended up getting me into older eras of movies in general. After several years of not watching any Charlie Chan I went back a few years ago and tried to watch one. It was mildly soul crushing.
Die young or live long enough to realize the movies you grew up with are racist, sexist, or generally cringe- worthy
August 16, 2023 at 12:58 PM
When I was a kid I got really into Charlie Chan movies, which ended up getting me into older eras of movies in general. After several years of not watching any Charlie Chan I went back a few years ago and tried to watch one. It was mildly soul crushing.
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Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably
August 11, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably
In my 20 years of sex having I have never once listened to music during the fesivities.
Pretty sure most of the “sexy” songs of my youth are actually impossible to have sex to
August 16, 2023 at 12:25 PM
In my 20 years of sex having I have never once listened to music during the fesivities.
Repost with a favorite meme you made
August 16, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Repost with a favorite meme you made
What the FUCK does this mean!?
August 13, 2023 at 7:39 PM
What the FUCK does this mean!?
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Americans dont know a lot of things about Canada. For instance Tim Horton was actually an ancient and terrible giant that was finally slain in the 1970s and his titanic corpse miraculously regenerates its flesh so thats where we get Timbits from
August 12, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Americans dont know a lot of things about Canada. For instance Tim Horton was actually an ancient and terrible giant that was finally slain in the 1970s and his titanic corpse miraculously regenerates its flesh so thats where we get Timbits from
🎶Going Ass to Mouth,
What a Way to Make a Living🎶
What a Way to Make a Living🎶
August 10, 2023 at 10:12 PM
🎶Going Ass to Mouth,
What a Way to Make a Living🎶
What a Way to Make a Living🎶
Y'all ever think about jumping head first into a woodchipper? You know, just to make the thoughts stop?
August 10, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Y'all ever think about jumping head first into a woodchipper? You know, just to make the thoughts stop?
No thanks, I have a girlfriend.
August 9, 2023 at 3:50 PM
No thanks, I have a girlfriend.
Reskeet with your mental state
August 9, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Reskeet with your mental state
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It's your day, @tentinybees.bsky.social
August 8, 2023 at 11:55 AM
It's your day, @tentinybees.bsky.social
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Goooooooood morning, gang! OSHA violations and worker's comp claims aren't very punk rock at all, so let's stay safe out there this week❤️
August 7, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Goooooooood morning, gang! OSHA violations and worker's comp claims aren't very punk rock at all, so let's stay safe out there this week❤️
Taking a week off of work should come with an extra bonus week off.
August 7, 2023 at 11:24 AM
Taking a week off of work should come with an extra bonus week off.
When they ask if I want ketchup on my hotdogs
August 5, 2023 at 7:43 PM
When they ask if I want ketchup on my hotdogs
Take your pants off so we can have sex.
Things you can say while serving at a diner and while serving the sex:
You want me to top you off, Hun?
You want me to top you off, Hun?
August 5, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Take your pants off so we can have sex.
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Well, I got me a fine wife, I got the old fiddle.
When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle. life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God this will all end one day. Oh GOD, I'm so tired.
When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle. life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God this will all end one day. Oh GOD, I'm so tired.
August 5, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got the old fiddle.
When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle. life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God this will all end one day. Oh GOD, I'm so tired.
When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle. life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God this will all end one day. Oh GOD, I'm so tired.
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baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
August 4, 2023 at 2:50 AM
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
Laying down, feeling like shit. Might vomit later IDK
August 4, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Laying down, feeling like shit. Might vomit later IDK