Rum n eggnog, the continental classic, giant crossword. Happy Christmas Eve to me! And you!
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Rum n eggnog, the continental classic, giant crossword. Happy Christmas Eve to me! And you!
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should
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you can take the man out of horrors, but you can't the horrors out of the man
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you can take the man out of horrors, but you can't the horrors out of the man
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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I'm also a trainer in the arts of Alteration. I love magic, too. I love everything. And everyone. You, too.
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I'm also a trainer in the arts of Alteration. I love magic, too. I love everything. And everyone. You, too.
Cozy, easy difficulty gamer til they breakout a jackbox trivia game.
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Cozy, easy difficulty gamer til they breakout a jackbox trivia game.
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BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged
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smothered in the very whitest and daintiest of fragrant spermaceti
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
smothered in the very whitest and daintiest of fragrant spermaceti
Joshua!
[NFL] Josh Allen scrambles in the snow and finds Shakir for six! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Joshua!
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don't get hit ❤️🔥
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
don't get hit ❤️🔥
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Who needs receivers when you put up 250 yards on the ground baby
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Who needs receivers when you put up 250 yards on the ground baby
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How do I become a professional car hater
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
How do I become a professional car hater
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Public transit maxxxing
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Public transit maxxxing
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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What the inside of my air fryer looks like is between me and God
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What the inside of my air fryer looks like is between me and God