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Lapsed Catalyst /sé/é

Dublin Born / Carbon Based
4 years back in Ireland. Just thought I'd share that with myself.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I just tell em it's lip balm
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Three weeks to solstice. Gather wood.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Walking through Stansted with a few kilos of Rooney in a suitcase which I drop in front of Greggs while my contact drops an identical suitcase full of banknotes. We do the switch without making eye contact.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
👀 Can you hear me now?

The importance of cars on our roads cannot be understated, particularly for vulnerable road users including pedestrians, cyclists, e-scooter drivers and motorcyclists.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sara Strawman
This is funny since you guys needed a third party (the US) to even get that done, and then you needed the EU to keep it.

Ireland is like a cat: it believes itself fiercely independent, while wholly dependent on systems it doesn't understand
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Fuck Thanksgiving. Fuck black Friday. Fuck Yankification. Yank war planes outta Shannon ta fuck. Yank soldiers outta croke park ta fuck. Fuck every Irish TD that puts up a pathetic "Happy Thanksgiving" post. Fuck your "liberation". Fuck your genocide loving two party "democracy" ye cunts.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This would also suffice for your headstone.
Cringe, just like this guys argument
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Happy Indigenous Genocide Day to all the Americans out there.

#thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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If you want to kill someone in Ireland and get away with it, use a car.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Weird way to promote the Toy Show, but go off
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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I'm all for road safety but you could have every cyclist in the land wearing a full suit of Christmas lights and drivers fucking around on their phones will still knock them down
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Another example of the extraordinary example of the generosity of spirit shown by Irish courts to motorists who commit homicide

www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
Woman given suspended sentence over cyclist's death
A woman whose husband was killed whilst out for a Sunday cycle on the Malahide Road in Dublin last year, has said no words can ever change how brutal it has been since she lost him.
www.rte.ie
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Leinster dad train boarding aisle standing disrobing
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Turned out, as ever, to be the unilluminati all along
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Ireland continues rolling backwards thanks to FFFG. The mind just boggles. Boggles. Emigration will only continue to rise.
Four months after it was promised, we finally have the government's transport investment plan between now and 2030. It's bad. Roads are in, public transport is out. A lot of public transport projects being put on the long-finger to make funding available for new roads.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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When Dunnes staff refused to handle S African goods they were denounced by politicians from FF/FG, as well as "business leaders". The same groups blocking the OTB today. They were spat on, beaten by Gardaí and followed by Special Branch. It took 3 years to shame the govt. into acting. Reluctantly.
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What Christians fail to notice about Cohen's "Hallelujah" is that it's fucking shite
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Don Joyce – Mort Aux Vaches (1994)
YouTube video by sphinxe
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Together we will defeat santa claus
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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BREAKING: EU's top court has ruled that Ireland has widespread non-compliance with EU's main water law e.g. a lack of regulation on physical damage to our waters, & poor monitoring & control of water abstractions.

We face daily fines & further decline if not fixed.

swanireland.ie/2025/11/land...
Landmark EU water ruling shows systemic and abject failure of Irish government to protect water - Sustainable Water Network
The Sustainable Water Network (SWAN), a network of 25 environmental organisations, has welcomed yesterday’s European Court of Justice ruling [1] that Ireland is in breach of its obligations under the ...
swanireland.ie
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM