Colton Houston
@coltonhouston.bsky.social
Co-Founder of HD Intelligence. 9 seasons with Alabama Basketball. Husband and father. Harvard + Beeson Divinity (Samford) alum.
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i started watching this game like 90 minutes ago and have seen maybe 2 routine outs
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i started watching this game like 90 minutes ago and have seen maybe 2 routine outs
The NBA Cup is heating up
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The NBA Cup is heating up
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This is the most college football quote I've ever seen.
One reason Gunner Stockton wants to beat Florida? His grandfather Lawrence died of a heart attack in the parking lot after the Dawgs lost to the Gators in 2010.
"He said something about Todd Grantham and collapsed," said Suzanne Frederickson, Lawrence Stockton's widow.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
"He said something about Todd Grantham and collapsed," said Suzanne Frederickson, Lawrence Stockton's widow.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Week 10 preview: Why Georgia's matchup with Florida just means more, plus key matchups
Key matchups and the story behind why Georgia quarterback Gunner Stockton really wants a win against Florida.
www.espn.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is the most college football quote I've ever seen.
This is gross on so many levels
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is gross on so many levels
Roll Tide yall!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Roll Tide yall!!!!
I’m fairly certain that’s the first double reverse flea flicker wide receiver screen I’ve ever seen lol
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m fairly certain that’s the first double reverse flea flicker wide receiver screen I’ve ever seen lol
This live “listen in” on the replay conversation in the Georgia Tech – Clemson game is awesome.
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This live “listen in” on the replay conversation in the Georgia Tech – Clemson game is awesome.
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
Great piece on Lee Corso by @williamsjustin.bsky.social & Christopher Kamrani in @theathletic.com.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656... The best stories from Lee Corso’s legendary run on ‘College GameDay’: ‘It’s entertainment, sweetheart’
This nugget blew my mind lol:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656... The best stories from Lee Corso’s legendary run on ‘College GameDay’: ‘It’s entertainment, sweetheart’
This nugget blew my mind lol:
August 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Great piece on Lee Corso by @williamsjustin.bsky.social & Christopher Kamrani in @theathletic.com.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656... The best stories from Lee Corso’s legendary run on ‘College GameDay’: ‘It’s entertainment, sweetheart’
This nugget blew my mind lol:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656... The best stories from Lee Corso’s legendary run on ‘College GameDay’: ‘It’s entertainment, sweetheart’
This nugget blew my mind lol:
It’s obviously terrible. It takes something that should be good and admirable (being a man) and twists it into something harmful and ugly. And unfortunately, a lot of rudderless, misguided, insecure dudes fall for it.
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It’s obviously terrible. It takes something that should be good and admirable (being a man) and twists it into something harmful and ugly. And unfortunately, a lot of rudderless, misguided, insecure dudes fall for it.
Wow.
July 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wow.
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July 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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It is journalistic malpractice for news outlets to keep repeating that Trump's attack on Harvard has anything to do with alleged antisemitism.
The president who uses antisemitic slurs and hires Nazis is not doing anything out of concern for antisemitism. His actions are about control.
The president who uses antisemitic slurs and hires Nazis is not doing anything out of concern for antisemitism. His actions are about control.
July 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It is journalistic malpractice for news outlets to keep repeating that Trump's attack on Harvard has anything to do with alleged antisemitism.
The president who uses antisemitic slurs and hires Nazis is not doing anything out of concern for antisemitism. His actions are about control.
The president who uses antisemitic slurs and hires Nazis is not doing anything out of concern for antisemitism. His actions are about control.
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Six months ago I published my debut collection of essays, about coming of age in the Y2K era and the disappointment I’ve felt since. Here’s an excerpt at @slate.com about my 5th grade Y2K time capsule letter, my beloved silver inflatable chair, Aaliyah, and getting old slate.com/life/2024/12...
I Uncovered My Fifth Grade Time-Capsule Essay About the New Millennium. It Put So Much Into Perspective.
A look back on the hopefulness and heartbreak of the new millennium.
slate.com
July 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Six months ago I published my debut collection of essays, about coming of age in the Y2K era and the disappointment I’ve felt since. Here’s an excerpt at @slate.com about my 5th grade Y2K time capsule letter, my beloved silver inflatable chair, Aaliyah, and getting old slate.com/life/2024/12...
The quote in the headline is bad enough, but the full article is so much worse…
In Tommy Tuberville's home state of Alabama, 23% of all personal income comes from transfer payments from the federal government.
Alabama is the tenth most dependent on federal funding, getting $1.80 in spending back for every $1 its citizens pay in taxes.
www.al.com/politics/202...
Alabama is the tenth most dependent on federal funding, getting $1.80 in spending back for every $1 its citizens pay in taxes.
www.al.com/politics/202...
Tuberville says ‘inner city rats’ live off the American taxpayers: Trump should send them ‘back home’
"These inner city rats, they live on the federal government," Tuberville said in the interview.
www.al.com
June 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The quote in the headline is bad enough, but the full article is so much worse…
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Now the first thing you should know is… i was minding my business
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Now the first thing you should know is… i was minding my business
I can’t explain it but I love a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine even though I always just get coke.
June 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can’t explain it but I love a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine even though I always just get coke.
OMG Haliburton!!!!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
OMG Haliburton!!!!!!!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
The Coca-Cola new product team:
Absolutely nobody:
The Coca-Cola new product team:
May 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
The Coca-Cola new product team:
Absolutely nobody:
The Coca-Cola new product team:
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“I had forgotten how exhausting it is to live in Donald Trump’s world. He’s not only a political figure. He creates a psychological and social atmosphere that suffuses the whole culture — the airwaves, our conversations, our moods,” our columnist David Brooks writes.
“I had forgotten how exhausting it is to live in Donald Trump’s world. He’s not only a political figure. He creates a psychological and social atmosphere that suffuses the whole culture — the airwaves, our conversations, our moods,” our columnist David Brooks writes.
Opinion | How to Survive the Trump Years With Your Spirit Intact
I’ve found it necessary to root myself in anything that feels rehumanizing, whether it’s art or literature or learning.
www.nytimes.com
May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“I had forgotten how exhausting it is to live in Donald Trump’s world. He’s not only a political figure. He creates a psychological and social atmosphere that suffuses the whole culture — the airwaves, our conversations, our moods,” our columnist David Brooks writes.
“I had forgotten how exhausting it is to live in Donald Trump’s world. He’s not only a political figure. He creates a psychological and social atmosphere that suffuses the whole culture — the airwaves, our conversations, our moods,” our columnist David Brooks writes.
Jason’s Deli
I already gave my answer in the thread, but this made me think
When you hear "salad bar" what is the first restaurant you think of?
When you hear "salad bar" what is the first restaurant you think of?
None. Zero.
I’m sure 99% of the people that follow me have no idea what the Applebee salad bar joke means, but he actually said Obama could not relate to the person standing at an Applebee’s salad bar, when Applebee’s does not even have a salad bar
I’m sure 99% of the people that follow me have no idea what the Applebee salad bar joke means, but he actually said Obama could not relate to the person standing at an Applebee’s salad bar, when Applebee’s does not even have a salad bar
April 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Jason’s Deli
2024-25 marks the 3rd straight season that an @hdintelligence.bsky.social client has won the men’s national championship. 🏆
It’s easy to talk a big game, but the proof is in the pudding! #WinMoreGames #ThreePeat
It’s easy to talk a big game, but the proof is in the pudding! #WinMoreGames #ThreePeat
April 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
2024-25 marks the 3rd straight season that an @hdintelligence.bsky.social client has won the men’s national championship. 🏆
It’s easy to talk a big game, but the proof is in the pudding! #WinMoreGames #ThreePeat
It’s easy to talk a big game, but the proof is in the pudding! #WinMoreGames #ThreePeat
I wonder the last time that every game in Final Four was won by the lower seeded team (the one wearing dark jerseys)?
April 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I wonder the last time that every game in Final Four was won by the lower seeded team (the one wearing dark jerseys)?
📍San Antonio, TX
April 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
📍San Antonio, TX
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Cory Booker has broken Strom Thurmond’s record. “I’m here despite his speech,” Booker said.
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cory Booker has broken Strom Thurmond’s record. “I’m here despite his speech,” Booker said.