Willow
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"The U.S. is in a trade war with Canada" is a background detail from a shitty dystopian novel that would make readers roll their eyes because the author was trying too hard
March 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"The U.S. is in a trade war with Canada" is a background detail from a shitty dystopian novel that would make readers roll their eyes because the author was trying too hard
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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I've been calling Schumer. In case you want to do the same, his number is (202) 224-6542 and the script I have been using is:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I've been calling Schumer. In case you want to do the same, his number is (202) 224-6542 and the script I have been using is:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Do you have any idea how fucking evil you have to be for Nestle to be the good guy in a lawsuit?
finance.yahoo.com/news/nestl-t...
finance.yahoo.com/news/nestl-t...
Nestlé, Tyson Foods pulled into X advertising lawsuit
The initial case was filed by X in August, implicating Unilever and Mars at the time.
finance.yahoo.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Do you have any idea how fucking evil you have to be for Nestle to be the good guy in a lawsuit?
finance.yahoo.com/news/nestl-t...
finance.yahoo.com/news/nestl-t...
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Not today, Satan
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Not today, Satan
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Cute Winter Boots in Denver Colorado! ❄️🥾
January 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cute Winter Boots in Denver Colorado! ❄️🥾
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It's still January.
January 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's still January.
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
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Hey @npr.org #Medicaide is down nation wide and you have a story on the louvre.
a man with a beard says really hard-hitting
Alt: a man with a beard says really hard-hitting
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey @npr.org #Medicaide is down nation wide and you have a story on the louvre.
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With all this worry over ICE, I think it's important to dust off the ole advice. DON'T TALK TO POLICE. That's all.
January 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
With all this worry over ICE, I think it's important to dust off the ole advice. DON'T TALK TO POLICE. That's all.
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Also, I’m not sure who needs to hear this but being a nazi is not a symptom of autism.
January 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also, I’m not sure who needs to hear this but being a nazi is not a symptom of autism.
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I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it
Today sucks. Enjoy kitty cuddles to stave off the overwhelming sense of impending doom
January 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today sucks. Enjoy kitty cuddles to stave off the overwhelming sense of impending doom
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On the plus side, punk music is gonna be SO good for the next 4 years
January 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
On the plus side, punk music is gonna be SO good for the next 4 years
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Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.
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it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite