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OG AltGov. that’s now here. ANTIFA!
Pinned
a cartoon of angry birds playing a game of poker .
Alt: a cartoon of angry birds playing a game of poker .
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I for one am so fucking tired of the messaging coming out of DC and the current crop of feckless Congress ppl. As we start to ramp up to electing our next president I’m going to put out the messaging that I want to see. I’m gonna pin this post and add to it weekly.
#IfIwasPresident
#IfIwasPresident
This is fucking amazing and great job on seeing your parasite to an age where he can make another. 😂🤣💀
Fun story time dedicated to @altfda.altgov.info!
My oldest is and always has been a super genius. His dad was a Marine and I'm me, so the fuck word flew in our house in virtually every sentence. And because he's so smart, I let him be who he is as much as I could.
I got a phone call from school 1/
My oldest is and always has been a super genius. His dad was a Marine and I'm me, so the fuck word flew in our house in virtually every sentence. And because he's so smart, I let him be who he is as much as I could.
I got a phone call from school 1/
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is fucking amazing and great job on seeing your parasite to an age where he can make another. 😂🤣💀
Yea but at what credit level?
Shoppers spent $1 billion more online shopping on Black Friday this year compared to 2024.
Black Friday Online Sales Up Nearly 10% From Last Year, Study Shows
Shoppers spent $1 billion more online shopping on Black Friday this year compared to 2024.
www.forbes.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Yea but at what credit level?
. @profanity.accountant do me, fucking do me like a proud ass bitch strutting my slutty shit with no fucks on my walk of no shame😂🤣
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
. @profanity.accountant do me, fucking do me like a proud ass bitch strutting my slutty shit with no fucks on my walk of no shame😂🤣
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Uber needs to sue them
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Uber needs to sue them
Let me tell you where food science has come. Through developments like the Loxley method and refractory top note production methods. We have derived flavors from chicken to mushrooms. This is a Wednesday.
I regret to inform y’all that this is a Real Product.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Let me tell you where food science has come. Through developments like the Loxley method and refractory top note production methods. We have derived flavors from chicken to mushrooms. This is a Wednesday.
For all those that play, today is the first day of Wham-o-geden. I better hear you announcing when you are out! May Christmas shopping forever be so bad that we have to play these games for fun. 😂🤣🫠
a man in a pink shirt is holding a banana and the word whamed is on the screen
Alt: a man in a pink shirt is holding a banana and the word whamed is on the screen
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November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
For all those that play, today is the first day of Wham-o-geden. I better hear you announcing when you are out! May Christmas shopping forever be so bad that we have to play these games for fun. 😂🤣🫠
Good morning ppl! Happy Federal Fuckery Friday! I hope everyone found some communion with others and that you were able to show some gratitude to those that needed it. We took the day off and still found ourselves here. We’re so thankful for you all and your support. Without you, we wouldn’t keep on
a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good morning ppl! Happy Federal Fuckery Friday! I hope everyone found some communion with others and that you were able to show some gratitude to those that needed it. We took the day off and still found ourselves here. We’re so thankful for you all and your support. Without you, we wouldn’t keep on
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🍂🥧
Have some anti-vax family at your table?
Here is a summary of 14 studies that found no association between vaccines and autism.
h/t @drtomfrieden.bsky.social
Have some anti-vax family at your table?
Here is a summary of 14 studies that found no association between vaccines and autism.
h/t @drtomfrieden.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🍂🥧
Have some anti-vax family at your table?
Here is a summary of 14 studies that found no association between vaccines and autism.
h/t @drtomfrieden.bsky.social
Have some anti-vax family at your table?
Here is a summary of 14 studies that found no association between vaccines and autism.
h/t @drtomfrieden.bsky.social
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Many are taking part in the National Day of Mourning this Thursday.
You can text your zip code to 907-312-5085 and find more information about the land you are on.
You can text your zip code to 907-312-5085 and find more information about the land you are on.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Many are taking part in the National Day of Mourning this Thursday.
You can text your zip code to 907-312-5085 and find more information about the land you are on.
You can text your zip code to 907-312-5085 and find more information about the land you are on.
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🧵 1/3 Anyone else notice that Vaccines.gov the federal vaccine locator is just… broken?
And honestly, would any of us be shocked if it never comes back, given that HHS took it over from CDC this summer?
www.notus.org/health-scien...
And honestly, would any of us be shocked if it never comes back, given that HHS took it over from CDC this summer?
www.notus.org/health-scien...
CDC Quietly Turned Off Its Vaccine Search Tool. It’s Not Clear When It’s Coming Back.
“I have heard that they are planning to ‘update it’ and shudder to think what that will mean,” Demetre Daskalakis, a former member of CDC leadership, told NOTUS.
www.notus.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🧵 1/3 Anyone else notice that Vaccines.gov the federal vaccine locator is just… broken?
And honestly, would any of us be shocked if it never comes back, given that HHS took it over from CDC this summer?
www.notus.org/health-scien...
And honestly, would any of us be shocked if it never comes back, given that HHS took it over from CDC this summer?
www.notus.org/health-scien...
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Everyone have reasonable accommodation and other pertinent docs in hand.
🚨 Heads up for anyone who has a Reasonable Accommodation (RA) or is currently applying for one at CDC 🚨
An email went out to some staff indicating that ATS is being taken offline *today.* If this affects you, download all your RA documents as soon as possible.
Please spread the word to colleagues!
An email went out to some staff indicating that ATS is being taken offline *today.* If this affects you, download all your RA documents as soon as possible.
Please spread the word to colleagues!
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Everyone have reasonable accommodation and other pertinent docs in hand.
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It’s so very easy to get caught up in the constant firehose of bad news, bad actions, bad actors. It’s a lot. We decided this we truly want to stop and pause and focus on the good. There’s always light in the dark.
Thank you!
#FEMA #gratitude #united #altgov
Thank you!
#FEMA #gratitude #united #altgov
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It’s so very easy to get caught up in the constant firehose of bad news, bad actions, bad actors. It’s a lot. We decided this we truly want to stop and pause and focus on the good. There’s always light in the dark.
Thank you!
#FEMA #gratitude #united #altgov
Thank you!
#FEMA #gratitude #united #altgov
Well well well, ::coughs:: you’re late and poorly targeted ::coughs:: www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/lett...
In letter to Makary, biotech CEOs push for FDA stability and say volatility threatens US innovation
Hundreds of industry leaders have signed a letter to FDA Director Marty Makary, M.D., about the importance of having a predictable regulatory agency, citing a survey in which 82% of biopharma respo | ...
www.fiercebiotech.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Well well well, ::coughs:: you’re late and poorly targeted ::coughs:: www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/lett...
Oooohhhhhhhh big fucking correction there boss. Bunch of Whiney ass bitches
Thank you to the @nytimes.com for once again correcting the record. Accuracy in reporting matters.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oooohhhhhhhh big fucking correction there boss. Bunch of Whiney ass bitches
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Good morning, y’all 🌅
This year has been rough.
But we’re finding gratitude in the small, honest moments 🙏
On this day before Thanksgiving, we’re deeply grateful for this community 🤍
This year has been rough.
But we’re finding gratitude in the small, honest moments 🙏
On this day before Thanksgiving, we’re deeply grateful for this community 🤍
a cartoon hamster is surrounded by pink hearts and says i appreciate you thank you i love you
ALT: a cartoon hamster is surrounded by pink hearts and says i appreciate you thank you i love you
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November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Good morning, y’all 🌅
This year has been rough.
But we’re finding gratitude in the small, honest moments 🙏
On this day before Thanksgiving, we’re deeply grateful for this community 🤍
This year has been rough.
But we’re finding gratitude in the small, honest moments 🙏
On this day before Thanksgiving, we’re deeply grateful for this community 🤍
Good morning ppl! Bitches (Yes I woke up choosing violence)(Yes I’m using bitches, I’m about to piss some of you off)) if you put nuts and fruits in your dressing, you have not made dressing. At the best, you have made a garnish, at worst, you’ve made a savory bread pudding. 🤢🤮😛😂🤣
a pug dog dressed in a turkey costume is sitting in the grass with a happy thanksgiving message .
Alt: a pug dog dressed in a turkey costume is sitting in the grass with a happy thanksgiving message .
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November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Good morning ppl! Bitches (Yes I woke up choosing violence)(Yes I’m using bitches, I’m about to piss some of you off)) if you put nuts and fruits in your dressing, you have not made dressing. At the best, you have made a garnish, at worst, you’ve made a savory bread pudding. 🤢🤮😛😂🤣
Can we got a boost for a reversal
1/ ⚠️ Breaking: At CDC, we've been told the US Government will not officially commemorate World AIDS Day this year. No explanation given.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Can we got a boost for a reversal
Shout out to my follower below for the heads up in the following link. This sent me down a rabbit hole who’s h is why I’m posting out of my normal time. So lets get into it 🧵🧵🧵 www.fda.gov/drugs/drug-s...
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Shout out to my follower below for the heads up in the following link. This sent me down a rabbit hole who’s h is why I’m posting out of my normal time. So lets get into it 🧵🧵🧵 www.fda.gov/drugs/drug-s...
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1/ ⚠️ Breaking: At CDC, we've been told the US Government will not officially commemorate World AIDS Day this year. No explanation given.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
1/ ⚠️ Breaking: At CDC, we've been told the US Government will not officially commemorate World AIDS Day this year. No explanation given.
Trump is erasing ppl and the hard fought victories of science. With the new drugs, if we leaned in now, we could eradicate it like we did with measles once…
1/ ⚠️ Breaking: At CDC, we've been told the US Government will not officially commemorate World AIDS Day this year. No explanation given.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump is erasing ppl and the hard fought victories of science. With the new drugs, if we leaned in now, we could eradicate it like we did with measles once…
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For everyone traveling, a reminder to masks up and avoid spending your holidays sick.
😷✈️🦃
😷✈️🦃
Glad to see this @wired.com guide on high quality masks! A KN95 can help protect you and your loved ones from COVID-19 and other airborne viruses, especially during this busy travel season. I only wish Wired wrote about the pandemic in the present tense 🙏😷
www.wired.com/story/best-d...
www.wired.com/story/best-d...
15 Good N95, KF94, and KN95 Face Masks to Buy Right Now
Flu season is here. These are the best disposable face coverings we’ve tested—and where you can find them.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
For everyone traveling, a reminder to masks up and avoid spending your holidays sick.
😷✈️🦃
😷✈️🦃
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First they push 24% of rangers out the door, and tell us we can’t hire anyone to backfill those positions. Then, they tell us to fill those positions with seasonal (temporary) rangers—the positions in the NPS with the least protections.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
First they push 24% of rangers out the door, and tell us we can’t hire anyone to backfill those positions. Then, they tell us to fill those positions with seasonal (temporary) rangers—the positions in the NPS with the least protections.
Let me twll you how ELSA is going right now. It cost the FDA like $11 each query and 70% of those query’s are to compile response emails to fucking coworkers. No one trust it, it hallucinates on its own non-web connected data & causes excessive manual fact checking
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Let me twll you how ELSA is going right now. It cost the FDA like $11 each query and 70% of those query’s are to compile response emails to fucking coworkers. No one trust it, it hallucinates on its own non-web connected data & causes excessive manual fact checking
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Good morning ppl! Last week twitter rolled out a location tag on accounts. Ppl are losing their fucking minds over the fact that théir MERICA influencer is in Pakistan! Don’t worry though, I am where I say I am. Where is altNPS from😉
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good morning ppl! Last week twitter rolled out a location tag on accounts. Ppl are losing their fucking minds over the fact that théir MERICA influencer is in Pakistan! Don’t worry though, I am where I say I am. Where is altNPS from😉
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The US is fast-tracking this important HIV drug — for everyone except South Africa
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
The US is fast-tracking this important HIV drug — for everyone except South Africa
Why the Trump administration is cutting out a country that needs it most.
www.vox.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The US is fast-tracking this important HIV drug — for everyone except South Africa
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
www.vox.com/future-perfe...