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There’s a NYT article which interviews 6 fascists, err, Republicans, about the boat killings. No, I won’t link to it. Here’s a quote:
“if you’re caught up in something that’s very detrimental to society, I think that you should die.” -Naomi Villalba, Dallas, TX
“if you’re caught up in something that’s very detrimental to society, I think that you should die.” -Naomi Villalba, Dallas, TX
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
There’s a NYT article which interviews 6 fascists, err, Republicans, about the boat killings. No, I won’t link to it. Here’s a quote:
“if you’re caught up in something that’s very detrimental to society, I think that you should die.” -Naomi Villalba, Dallas, TX
“if you’re caught up in something that’s very detrimental to society, I think that you should die.” -Naomi Villalba, Dallas, TX
Reporting on tech stuff is hard, but I feel it's important to get it correct. I support @404media.co but this article needs a big rewrite and some more fact-checking.
To be clear I support your reporting here, and an internet-connected toilet is a stupid idea. But you're wrong on the definition of end-to-end encryption. Where I think you're getting confused is in the analogy to Signal.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reporting on tech stuff is hard, but I feel it's important to get it correct. I support @404media.co but this article needs a big rewrite and some more fact-checking.
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
I'm going to put this simply: Hegseth is a murderer. We, the people, need to demand that he is charged and tried for these crimes. I believe he is guilty of murder and belongs in prison.
This is sociopathic. These people are abject monsters who deserve our scorn — and who hope this becomes normalized. They want us to be callous and acclimated. We can't allow that to happen.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm going to put this simply: Hegseth is a murderer. We, the people, need to demand that he is charged and tried for these crimes. I believe he is guilty of murder and belongs in prison.
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Rep. Shri Thanedar said today he plans to introduce articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
Democrat announces articles of impeachment against Hegseth
The articles will accuse the Hegseth of "murder" and "conspiracy to murder."
www.axios.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Rep. Shri Thanedar said today he plans to introduce articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
Fuck the USTA.
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fuck the USTA.
And on this note: hey @democrats.org, might be good for you to adopt a party platform of "we will join the ICC and refer any and all members of the current regime to the ICC for possible prosecution." But you won't, because you're cowards.
Fuck you. You belong in prison in the Hague.
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
And on this note: hey @democrats.org, might be good for you to adopt a party platform of "we will join the ICC and refer any and all members of the current regime to the ICC for possible prosecution." But you won't, because you're cowards.
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There’s a good chance that when it finally happens it will happen on camera and you’ll get to enjoy watching it over and over and over for the rest of your life, and while that’s not much, it’s not nothing. We’ll have that.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s a good chance that when it finally happens it will happen on camera and you’ll get to enjoy watching it over and over and over for the rest of your life, and while that’s not much, it’s not nothing. We’ll have that.
The mainstream headlines that are like "Trump and Hegseth insist they didn't know about 2nd boat strike" are so infuriating. You ordered, and then watched live, an extrajudicial killing, but didn't know that the bootlickers who carried it out struck a second time because the people weren't dead yet?
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The mainstream headlines that are like "Trump and Hegseth insist they didn't know about 2nd boat strike" are so infuriating. You ordered, and then watched live, an extrajudicial killing, but didn't know that the bootlickers who carried it out struck a second time because the people weren't dead yet?
Today in Look At This Shitty Use of LLMs™️: I saw this on Amazon today. It’s a 48GB laptop.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Today in Look At This Shitty Use of LLMs™️: I saw this on Amazon today. It’s a 48GB laptop.
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americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
Me, thinking about all the sweet fire-sale deals on computer hardware once this stupid bubble bursts
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me, thinking about all the sweet fire-sale deals on computer hardware once this stupid bubble bursts
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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I continue to advocate, at a minimum, for nationalizing WalMart w/o compensating the Waltons (they've made enough).
The choke points on critical infrastructure being privatized are exclusively serving roughly 1,000 people. The price of that greed is passed on to the other 339,999,000 of us.
The choke points on critical infrastructure being privatized are exclusively serving roughly 1,000 people. The price of that greed is passed on to the other 339,999,000 of us.
The cost of food has risen by 37% in five years.
Meanwhile, Tesco’s operating profit jumped from £1.8bn in 2021 to £3.1bn in 2024/25, an increase of 72%.
Call it what it really is - GREEDFLATION.
Meanwhile, Tesco’s operating profit jumped from £1.8bn in 2021 to £3.1bn in 2024/25, an increase of 72%.
Call it what it really is - GREEDFLATION.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I continue to advocate, at a minimum, for nationalizing WalMart w/o compensating the Waltons (they've made enough).
The choke points on critical infrastructure being privatized are exclusively serving roughly 1,000 people. The price of that greed is passed on to the other 339,999,000 of us.
The choke points on critical infrastructure being privatized are exclusively serving roughly 1,000 people. The price of that greed is passed on to the other 339,999,000 of us.
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rather than another PSA, try this out:
18 U.S.C. § 115 - THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIALS
18 U.S.C. § 115 - THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIALS
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
rather than another PSA, try this out:
18 U.S.C. § 115 - THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIALS
18 U.S.C. § 115 - THREATENING PUBLIC OFFICIALS
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Bill Cassidy should be required to have this shit framed and hung where he can see it every time he sits at his desk
this is the bargain you made, asshole
you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway
this is the bargain you made, asshole
you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Bill Cassidy should be required to have this shit framed and hung where he can see it every time he sits at his desk
this is the bargain you made, asshole
you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway
this is the bargain you made, asshole
you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway
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This is a direct quote. 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is a direct quote. 🫠
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
In almost every conversation I come across where an AI user is like "look! My AI tool of choice is correct about this thing!" I can find a mistake in the response that the user thinks is correct.
This is a great example of exactly what I was talking about! ChatGPT is still wrong, in that the year of Susan Calvin's birth is given in the third sentence of the story itself, not in any "internal timeline notes that Asimov provided."
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In almost every conversation I come across where an AI user is like "look! My AI tool of choice is correct about this thing!" I can find a mistake in the response that the user thinks is correct.
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I have at least 10 electrons I am willing to part with if you will also value my company at a trillion dollars.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have at least 10 electrons I am willing to part with if you will also value my company at a trillion dollars.
Elon Musk belongs in a prison for the remainder of his pathetic life, and his wealth including the future payouts from this "$1 trillion pay package" should be part of a large public fund established to provide restitution to people adversely effected by the current regime's illegal actions.
Billie Eilish called out the wealthiest man in the world for doing nothing to ease global hunger or poverty on the heels of Tesla shareholders approving his $1 trillion pay package www.forbes.com/sites/conorm...
Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk ‘Pathetic’ And ‘Coward’ In Expletive-Laden Instagram Posts
Eilish blasted Musk in an expletive-laden Instagram story, suggesting he could use his wealth to help end various world crises.
www.forbes.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Elon Musk belongs in a prison for the remainder of his pathetic life, and his wealth including the future payouts from this "$1 trillion pay package" should be part of a large public fund established to provide restitution to people adversely effected by the current regime's illegal actions.
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
I think that advertising (promoting goods or services in exchange for money) should be illegal. Yes, including physical ads like those in magazines and on billboards. Yes, including whatever possible exception you're thinking of right now.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think that advertising (promoting goods or services in exchange for money) should be illegal. Yes, including physical ads like those in magazines and on billboards. Yes, including whatever possible exception you're thinking of right now.
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I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me