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Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident
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I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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im watching the americans and it makes me wonder if any one night stands are real or if it's all just spies
September 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
im watching the americans and it makes me wonder if any one night stands are real or if it's all just spies
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St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
August 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: “The New York City subways are full of people ON DRUGS who are COMMITTING CRIMES.”
Me at 8:30am on the subway: *watches a guy coming home from a rave tell a couple that their baby is so cherubic it makes him want to be a father*
Me at 8:30am on the subway: *watches a guy coming home from a rave tell a couple that their baby is so cherubic it makes him want to be a father*
May 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: “The New York City subways are full of people ON DRUGS who are COMMITTING CRIMES.”
Me at 8:30am on the subway: *watches a guy coming home from a rave tell a couple that their baby is so cherubic it makes him want to be a father*
Me at 8:30am on the subway: *watches a guy coming home from a rave tell a couple that their baby is so cherubic it makes him want to be a father*
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You really could make an absolute fortune just knowing what Trump was gonna post beforehand.
May 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You really could make an absolute fortune just knowing what Trump was gonna post beforehand.
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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I feel like we are at the part of the BARBIE movie of life where the Kens are about to change the Constitution behind our backs and we need to turn them against each other so they can just have a beach fight and we can keep a functioning government.
February 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I feel like we are at the part of the BARBIE movie of life where the Kens are about to change the Constitution behind our backs and we need to turn them against each other so they can just have a beach fight and we can keep a functioning government.
Two shows for comedy lovers in NYC. Simon Rich’s All-In: Comedy About Love and Gary Gulman’s new one man show Grandiloquent. Smart, funny, oddly touching at times. Check em out.
January 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Two shows for comedy lovers in NYC. Simon Rich’s All-In: Comedy About Love and Gary Gulman’s new one man show Grandiloquent. Smart, funny, oddly touching at times. Check em out.
Not to brag but I saw LCD Soundsystem eating fish and chips before the show last night.
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Not to brag but I saw LCD Soundsystem eating fish and chips before the show last night.
Really feel for the people out there making the right choices with diet and exercise and finally seeing results only to have all their friends accuse them of using Ozempic behind their backs.
December 11, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Really feel for the people out there making the right choices with diet and exercise and finally seeing results only to have all their friends accuse them of using Ozempic behind their backs.