The REAL Markula Colenstein
@colaciousm.bsky.social
Just your (mostly) friendly neighborhood internet rando. Aside from that, I also publish music as Virus at First Sight: https://markulacolenstein.bandcamp.com/
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Virus at First Sight
markulacolenstein.bandcamp.com
BREAKING: VIRUS AT FIRST SIGHT, the solo music project of Beloved Internet Weirdo Markula Colenstein, has FINALLY released three EPs that have been stashed away since late 2018:
EXILE IN ZANESVILLE
NEGATIVE AGE
SUMMER OF LOVE
These and more now available at markulacolenstein.bandcamp.com
EXILE IN ZANESVILLE
NEGATIVE AGE
SUMMER OF LOVE
These and more now available at markulacolenstein.bandcamp.com
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Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections.
December 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections.
OUT: Martin Short
IN: Sarah Squirm
IN: Sarah Squirm
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
OUT: Martin Short
IN: Sarah Squirm
IN: Sarah Squirm
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Leak the Epstein files.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Leak the Epstein files.
Long ivermectin.
Aaron Rodgers under pressure, last 3 games:
BUF: 0/4 for 0 yds
CIN: 1/3 for 5 yds
LAC: 0/5 for 0 yds
BUF: 0/4 for 0 yds
CIN: 1/3 for 5 yds
LAC: 0/5 for 0 yds
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Long ivermectin.
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Never forget that people were killed so that Donald Trump could fake an assassination attempt
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Never forget that people were killed so that Donald Trump could fake an assassination attempt
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the child molesting, wanna-be fascist, convicted rapist grifter in the White House!
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the child molesting, wanna-be fascist, convicted rapist grifter in the White House!
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WE COULD'VE JUST MADE THE DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH MAYOR OF NYC AND THE COUNTRY WOULD'VE BEEN FINE!
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WE COULD'VE JUST MADE THE DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH MAYOR OF NYC AND THE COUNTRY WOULD'VE BEEN FINE!
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Letter from Epstein survivors to Congress:
"Your primary duty is to your constituents. Look into the eyes of your children, your sisters, your mothers, and your aunts. Imagine if they had been preyed upon. Imagine if you yourself were a survivor. What would you want for them?"
"Your primary duty is to your constituents. Look into the eyes of your children, your sisters, your mothers, and your aunts. Imagine if they had been preyed upon. Imagine if you yourself were a survivor. What would you want for them?"
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Letter from Epstein survivors to Congress:
"Your primary duty is to your constituents. Look into the eyes of your children, your sisters, your mothers, and your aunts. Imagine if they had been preyed upon. Imagine if you yourself were a survivor. What would you want for them?"
"Your primary duty is to your constituents. Look into the eyes of your children, your sisters, your mothers, and your aunts. Imagine if they had been preyed upon. Imagine if you yourself were a survivor. What would you want for them?"
The Trump administration's sham investigations into alleged connections between prominent Democrats and Epstein serve a purpose other than his usual obvious and thin-skinned deflections: the idea here is to manufacture a legal pretext (open cases) to preclude release of the files.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Trump administration's sham investigations into alleged connections between prominent Democrats and Epstein serve a purpose other than his usual obvious and thin-skinned deflections: the idea here is to manufacture a legal pretext (open cases) to preclude release of the files.
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shit how do i turn this boat around
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
shit how do i turn this boat around
Published a post earlier about Michael Wolff and want to issue the following correction:
Micheal Wolff *is a complete* piece of shit.
Micheal Wolff *is a complete* piece of shit.
Michael Wolff tried to buy New York Mag — with money from Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.
So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Blurred lines: how Michael Wolff aspired to be part of elite circles he wrote about
The writer who features prominently in newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails has achieved extraordinary access but faced questions about his journalistic ethics
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Published a post earlier about Michael Wolff and want to issue the following correction:
Micheal Wolff *is a complete* piece of shit.
Micheal Wolff *is a complete* piece of shit.
AMEN
I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
AMEN
One thing that's become clear from this just-released trove of emails is that Michael Wolff is kind of a piece of shit, actually.
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One thing that's become clear from this just-released trove of emails is that Michael Wolff is kind of a piece of shit, actually.
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Politicians who change parties after election should have to win a special election to keep their seat. Let the voters decide.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Politicians who change parties after election should have to win a special election to keep their seat. Let the voters decide.
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My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
No more hiding behind election terms.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
No more hiding behind election terms.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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For some reason, the end of the Halloween season this year has me feeling even more blue than usual.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
For some reason, the end of the Halloween season this year has me feeling even more blue than usual.
I'M SUING CBS FOR FALSE REPORTING
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'M SUING CBS FOR FALSE REPORTING
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
Took part in the Columbus No Kings protest today. I hope everyone was able to take this opportunity to make their voices heard - it's more important now than ever.
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Took part in the Columbus No Kings protest today. I hope everyone was able to take this opportunity to make their voices heard - it's more important now than ever.
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