The REAL Markula Colenstein
@colaciousm.bsky.social
Just your (mostly) friendly neighborhood internet rando. Aside from that, I also publish music as Virus at First Sight: https://markulacolenstein.bandcamp.com/
This household matriarch has plenty of tortitude, but she is also just about as sweet as could possibly be imagined.
September 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This household matriarch has plenty of tortitude, but she is also just about as sweet as could possibly be imagined.
Okay, be honest: How could any reasonably sane person restrain themselves from beating the shit out of this little motherfucker when presented with the opportunity?
August 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okay, be honest: How could any reasonably sane person restrain themselves from beating the shit out of this little motherfucker when presented with the opportunity?
I wish folks would stop using the slang synonym of "ejaculate" as a synonym for "post" on this platform.
May 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I wish folks would stop using the slang synonym of "ejaculate" as a synonym for "post" on this platform.