CogitoErgoBibo
@cogitoergobibo.bsky.social
It means: I think, therefore I drink. Thinking is painful in a modern world. IndyCar fanatic. Cville citizen.
As is my Thanksgiving tradition, I give you WKRP's turkey drop. Turkey's can't fly, y'all. Have a wonderful day! youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?...
WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Carla Johnson
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November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As is my Thanksgiving tradition, I give you WKRP's turkey drop. Turkey's can't fly, y'all. Have a wonderful day! youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The alarms are going off. Active attacker alert at UVA
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The alarms are going off. Active attacker alert at UVA
"It's October 3rd."
#MeanGirlsDay
#MeanGirlsDay
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
ALT: on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
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October 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"It's October 3rd."
#MeanGirlsDay
#MeanGirlsDay
Wait. WHUT? So, I've been singing "speed it up a notch" like some idiot for around 30 years?!
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Wait. WHUT? So, I've been singing "speed it up a notch" like some idiot for around 30 years?!
@just-patsy.bsky.social Happy birthday, Patsy! Hope that you're having a great one. 😺🎂🍸
July 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@just-patsy.bsky.social Happy birthday, Patsy! Hope that you're having a great one. 😺🎂🍸
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Breaking: The Supreme Court provides the Trump Administration with a stack of pre-signed, blank orders.
July 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Breaking: The Supreme Court provides the Trump Administration with a stack of pre-signed, blank orders.
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Sorry, cancer patients, but we just don't have the money.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
"Right now, cancer patients are not receiving novel cancer treatments and are being cut off, um, when their only other option is hospice care."
June 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sorry, cancer patients, but we just don't have the money.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
We had to prioritize spending tens of millions on a military parade so the president could compensate for his many personal inadequacies.
I'm sure you understand.
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The protests will stop when the kidnappings stop.
June 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The protests will stop when the kidnappings stop.
As just an avid watcher of "The West Wing," even I know this violates the Posse Comitatus Act. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_C... It's also probably the first step toward unjustified declaration of martial law. This is serious. The time to protest is NOW.
June 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As just an avid watcher of "The West Wing," even I know this violates the Posse Comitatus Act. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_C... It's also probably the first step toward unjustified declaration of martial law. This is serious. The time to protest is NOW.
#TACO dweeb say what? 🤡
BREAKING: President Trump tells U.S. steelworkers that he’s going to double tariffs on foreign steel from 25% to 50%.
Trump tells US steelworkers he’s going to double tariffs on foreign steel from 25% to 50%
President Donald Trump says he’s going to double the tariff rate on steel to 50%, a dramatic increase that could further push up prices for a metal used to make housing, autos and other goods.
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May 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#TACO dweeb say what? 🤡
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Democrats should run on the platform of making crime illegal again.
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Democrats should run on the platform of making crime illegal again.
Kermit is the graduation speaker we all wish we'd had and the best choice ever in times like these.
"Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side," Kermit told graduates.
'Leap together,' Kermit the Frog says in commencement address at University of Maryland graduation
"Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side," Kermit told graduates.
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May 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Kermit is the graduation speaker we all wish we'd had and the best choice ever in times like these.
Live look inside Penske garage. #Indy500
a large crowd of people are standing in front of a wall of flames
ALT: a large crowd of people are standing in front of a wall of flames
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May 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Live look inside Penske garage. #Indy500
If they're going to insist on feeding us Chris Myers/Danica, and tons of commercials when cars are on track, it'll be Indycar Radio for audio during #Indy500 qualy today. FoxSports knows how to do split screen for ads, so why don't they use it?
May 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If they're going to insist on feeding us Chris Myers/Danica, and tons of commercials when cars are on track, it'll be Indycar Radio for audio during #Indy500 qualy today. FoxSports knows how to do split screen for ads, so why don't they use it?
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name: Pope Milano VII.
Technically, Raspberry Milano, but I like that it actually sounds Italian. Fancy cookies for everyone!
Technically, Raspberry Milano, but I like that it actually sounds Italian. Fancy cookies for everyone!
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name: Pope Pretzel VII. (I do like the alliteration)
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name
Pope Breakfast Hash IX which is amazing because that means 8 others know the glory of potatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, cheese, and over easy eggs
Pope Breakfast Hash IX which is amazing because that means 8 others know the glory of potatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, cheese, and over easy eggs
May 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name: Pope Milano VII.
Technically, Raspberry Milano, but I like that it actually sounds Italian. Fancy cookies for everyone!
Technically, Raspberry Milano, but I like that it actually sounds Italian. Fancy cookies for everyone!
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Trump’s economy in a nutshell:
🍳 Eggs: $8
💼 Federal minimum wage: $7.25
Working families are being squeezed while billionaires get tax cuts. We need higher wages—not handouts for CEOs.
🍳 Eggs: $8
💼 Federal minimum wage: $7.25
Working families are being squeezed while billionaires get tax cuts. We need higher wages—not handouts for CEOs.
May 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump’s economy in a nutshell:
🍳 Eggs: $8
💼 Federal minimum wage: $7.25
Working families are being squeezed while billionaires get tax cuts. We need higher wages—not handouts for CEOs.
🍳 Eggs: $8
💼 Federal minimum wage: $7.25
Working families are being squeezed while billionaires get tax cuts. We need higher wages—not handouts for CEOs.
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Choose your side wisely
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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April 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Choose your side wisely
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You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
Delay of Switch 2 pre-orders, due to repricing with the tarrifs included, may wake a whole new sector of folks to just how bad Trump's economic plans really are.
it's really funny seeing a bunch of nintendo channels being launched way out of their depth as they have to make videos about tariffs
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Delay of Switch 2 pre-orders, due to repricing with the tarrifs included, may wake a whole new sector of folks to just how bad Trump's economic plans really are.
Just checked in to see how Xitter was doing amidst the market chaos. Same, buddy. Same.
April 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just checked in to see how Xitter was doing amidst the market chaos. Same, buddy. Same.
In case you skipped class with Ferris Bueller the day they discussed why tarrifs don't work and actually made the Great Depression worse, let Ben Stein explain it. youtu.be/yuOHbyuanbY?...
Hawley–Smoot Tariff - Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
YouTube video by International School History
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April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In case you skipped class with Ferris Bueller the day they discussed why tarrifs don't work and actually made the Great Depression worse, let Ben Stein explain it. youtu.be/yuOHbyuanbY?...
This is harrowing and should be a wakeup call to anyone who thinks that playing by the rules will keep you safe. We deserve to lose all the tourism dollars currently being directed away from the US. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
'American Pie' Actress's Story Of ICE Detention Will Send Chills Up Your Spine
My God, what the hell have we become?
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March 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is harrowing and should be a wakeup call to anyone who thinks that playing by the rules will keep you safe. We deserve to lose all the tourism dollars currently being directed away from the US. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
dolly parton is standing in front of a crowd of children
ALT: dolly parton is standing in front of a crowd of children
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March 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.