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I don't know, something copied from a Guardian review of a Czech spy film.
I'm reasonably sure that the BTP aren't the actual filth. I'm therefore pretty sure they can't demand a strip search.
April 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm reasonably sure that the BTP aren't the actual filth. I'm therefore pretty sure they can't demand a strip search.
The British Transport Police, Britain's Premier Not Actually The Police get to decide who can strip search you. Bring it, cunts.
April 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The British Transport Police, Britain's Premier Not Actually The Police get to decide who can strip search you. Bring it, cunts.
Oh my word. This would be true if Sergei Korolov had failed to put the first satellite, animal, man and woman into space, or managed the first space walk.
⚡️ Putin praises Musk as visionary, likens him to Soviet-era space icon Korolov.
Russian President Vladimir Putin on April 16 lauded U.S. tech billionaire Elon Musk as a trailblazing visionary, comparing him to legendary Ukraine-born Soviet rocket scientist Serhii Korolov.
Russian President Vladimir Putin on April 16 lauded U.S. tech billionaire Elon Musk as a trailblazing visionary, comparing him to legendary Ukraine-born Soviet rocket scientist Serhii Korolov.
Putin praises Musk as visionary, likens him to Soviet-era space icon Korolov
"You know, there is such a person, he lives in the States, (Elon) Musk, who, you could say, raves about Mars," Russian President Vladimir Putin said.
kyivindependent.com
April 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh my word. This would be true if Sergei Korolov had failed to put the first satellite, animal, man and woman into space, or managed the first space walk.
You turn on Kuennsburg's show on a Sunday. There's fucking Farage chatting his shit, like his party has more than five MP's and he could pick out his constituency on an actual map of his constituency.
April 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You turn on Kuennsburg's show on a Sunday. There's fucking Farage chatting his shit, like his party has more than five MP's and he could pick out his constituency on an actual map of his constituency.
When Trump finally strokes out I'd like the septics to ponder how little encouragement the police took to go "righto". Can't have a police state without the police.
April 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When Trump finally strokes out I'd like the septics to ponder how little encouragement the police took to go "righto". Can't have a police state without the police.
With the best will in the world, Arnold town centre looks a bit post-apocolyptic, so it's not unusual that when Asda drop the shutters about nine-ish it feels like you're shopping during The Mist
April 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
With the best will in the world, Arnold town centre looks a bit post-apocolyptic, so it's not unusual that when Asda drop the shutters about nine-ish it feels like you're shopping during The Mist
There's an unspoken "and fuck off" after the self checkout says "please take your items", isn't there?
April 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There's an unspoken "and fuck off" after the self checkout says "please take your items", isn't there?
"You need an accountant mate. Saved me more in tax than he costs me".
"My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant".
"State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal".
Same guy.
"My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant".
"State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal".
Same guy.
April 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"You need an accountant mate. Saved me more in tax than he costs me".
"My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant".
"State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal".
Same guy.
"My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant".
"State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal".
Same guy.
Unsurprised to learn that my elderly former in-laws are big fans of reform. There's some big "from hell's heart I stab at thee" energy there.
April 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Unsurprised to learn that my elderly former in-laws are big fans of reform. There's some big "from hell's heart I stab at thee" energy there.
Just imagine how many rooms there are in the whitehouse where he's drawn a picture on the walls using his own shit.
Trump on Zelenskyy: "If you're smart, you don't get involved in wars ... I wouldn't say he's done the greatest job. I'm not a big fan. I really am. I'm not a big fan."
April 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just imagine how many rooms there are in the whitehouse where he's drawn a picture on the walls using his own shit.
You can chase the Reform vote @uklabour.bsky.social, but they hate you and they're the arsewits responsible for you spreading the nation's cheeks for mad king satsuma.
April 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You can chase the Reform vote @uklabour.bsky.social, but they hate you and they're the arsewits responsible for you spreading the nation's cheeks for mad king satsuma.
A magical time to be a fat sod in a check shirt.
#Doolittle is the second studio album by the American alternative rock band #Pixies, released on April 17, 1989, on #4AD.
April 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A magical time to be a fat sod in a check shirt.
Anyone know the Russian for "I dug up your nan and fucked her skeleton"? I want to get this postcard right.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/russia-...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/russia-...
Russia sends WW3 threat to UK warning 'we will kill all British people'
Britain was the subject of a high-level Russian threat last weekend, which would plunge us into a Third World War.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
April 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Anyone know the Russian for "I dug up your nan and fucked her skeleton"? I want to get this postcard right.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/russia-...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/russia-...
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Amazing scenes in the carpark today.
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Amazing scenes in the carpark today.
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"You appear to be having a heart attack, go and sit quietly in a library for a bit" 💰
GPs in England will be able to claim £20 for every time patient is not sent to hospital
GPs in England will be able to claim £20 for every time patient is not sent to hospital
Surgeries will be able to claim money if doctors refer patients to an out-of-hospital setting in bid to cut waiting lists
GPs in England will be paid £20 each time they decide not to send a patient to hospital under a government scheme to help reduce the NHS waiting list.
Family doctors will be able to claim the money if they instead refer patients for tests and treatment in an out-of-hospital setting, such as a health clinic, or to see a community-based specialist. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"You appear to be having a heart attack, go and sit quietly in a library for a bit" 💰
A movie that's takes place where you're from (or as close as I can get)
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A movie that's takes place where you're from (or as close as I can get)
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Were they 'protesters' though?? Realllly...? 🤔
...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?
...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?
A town hall for Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia on Tuesday quickly deteriorated into chaos, as police officers forcibly removed several protesters and subdued two of them with stun guns.
Read more: nyti.ms/42MLMZV
Read more: nyti.ms/42MLMZV
April 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Were they 'protesters' though?? Realllly...? 🤔
...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?
...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?
How did I not know Neil Young was married to Darryl Hannah?
April 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
How did I not know Neil Young was married to Darryl Hannah?
Just waiting til the Brexit lads hear about this attack on our sovereignty.
April 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Just waiting til the Brexit lads hear about this attack on our sovereignty.
GCSE revision is going well.
Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a <
The Boy: since when?
Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa.
The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.
Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a <
The Boy: since when?
Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa.
The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.
April 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
GCSE revision is going well.
Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a <
The Boy: since when?
Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa.
The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.
Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a <
The Boy: since when?
Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa.
The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.
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Silly photo comic for the 2 ppl who might be amused by it.
April 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Silly photo comic for the 2 ppl who might be amused by it.
Why is the pink moon orange?
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why is the pink moon orange?
Struggling to parse "breast trends". Presumably you won't be able to move in Oxfam for big tits and copies of the Da Vinci Code.
I've got one boob in my pocket and the other one is playing a piano
April 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Struggling to parse "breast trends". Presumably you won't be able to move in Oxfam for big tits and copies of the Da Vinci Code.
Reposted by KT
Playing the sounds of giggled corridor whispers as I bathe to feed my fetish for being an unrespected king in a time of hopeless war
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Playing the sounds of giggled corridor whispers as I bathe to feed my fetish for being an unrespected king in a time of hopeless war
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Hours of fun here torinak.com/qaop/games
ZX Spectrum games – Qaop/JSRun
torinak.com
April 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hours of fun here torinak.com/qaop/games