If you're not a space nerd it's hard to say how hilarious this comparison is. Ok. I'll try. Imagine that Elon Musk had done anything.

We are in the shit we are today because some lazy fuck from the BBC got on the phone and said "we need a fucking simpleton to handle softball questions on Question Time".
And people think this silly fuck should be PM.

I don't think that it's controversial to say that BBC news and current affairs has been unfit for purpose for 40 years. If you're a news service and rely on not pissing off the government for funding then you cease to be a reliable news service.

"we have to let ministers take outside jobs to attract the best". Fuck off. You're already on the thick end of a hundred grand. If you think you could earn that outside of being a minister, off you go. I wouldn't trust that parrot faced cunt to clean my car.

That's slightly unfair. Comparing this guy, with, to take an example at random, Wes Fucking Streeting, a govt minister taking ten of thousands off of American health companies. Fuck Wes Streeting.

It didn't start with de Menezes. My dad was a contract mechanic to the NCB and was at Orgreave. I remember him watching the BBC news and saying "that wasn't what happened".

Obviously nobody wants to pay more tax than they have to, but if you're bragging you pay less tax than someone on a similar income, then sorry, fuck your mum. And fuck you.

I mean, fair enough, 20 years on we only know who was responsible for an innocent electrician getting a dozen bullets in him by who got promoted, but that's boutique UK corruption.

"People need to work for a living"
-Guy I know who inherited 4 rental properties.

Oh no. No!

I respect your opinion as much as anyone on here, but I've got a Ducati and a shaved head. I have to be honest that sounds like a demotion.
Now I say it out loud, there's not much that says "midlife crisis" more than "Ducati and shaved head".

Or bought farmland as a tax dodge.

You'll be unsurprised to learn that I'm not the most chirpy fucker in existence, but I have a horrible feeling that it's going to get worse before it gets better.

"cock and balls again, Hank?"
"Flower with a smiley face. I think he was happy that someone bought him ice cream"

I mean, last July they were right there on the ballot. We could've voted for five years of stoat banging idiocy. But we didn't.