CodeMonkey
@code-monkey.finagle.org
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Seattle, WA
Seattle, WA
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CodeMonkey
@code-monkey.finagle.org
· Oct 25
My dogs think I'm a dog.
My cats think I'm a cat.
My wife thinks I'm a child.
I contain multitudes.
My cats think I'm a cat.
My wife thinks I'm a child.
I contain multitudes.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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My girlfriend is the square root of negative 100.
She's a 10 but she's imaginary.
She's a 10 but she's imaginary.
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My girlfriend is the square root of negative 100.
She's a 10 but she's imaginary.
She's a 10 but she's imaginary.
Is there an Earl of Hot Dog or what?
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Is there an Earl of Hot Dog or what?
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When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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New: A judge in Washington has ruled images from Flock surveillance cameras are public records and that anyone can request them. Highlights the pervasiveness of this tech and just how much surveillance is being done. Very notable ruling
www.404media.co/judge-rules-...
www.404media.co/judge-rules-...
Judge Rules Flock Surveillance Images Are Public Records That Can Be Requested By Anyone
A Washington judge said images taken by Flock cameras are "not exempt from disclosure" in public record requests.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New: A judge in Washington has ruled images from Flock surveillance cameras are public records and that anyone can request them. Highlights the pervasiveness of this tech and just how much surveillance is being done. Very notable ruling
www.404media.co/judge-rules-...
www.404media.co/judge-rules-...
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
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Remembering when "$100 hamburger" was a joke
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Remembering when "$100 hamburger" was a joke
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"H.R. 4269 - A bill to amend title 36, United States Code, to designate Mitch McConnell as the national tortoise."
House Democrats should just start going into chambers and holding their own shadow House session, do speeches, rename post offices, whatever. make a big stunt of it & when Mike Johnson complains say "we're here, where the hell are you"
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"H.R. 4269 - A bill to amend title 36, United States Code, to designate Mitch McConnell as the national tortoise."
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BREAKING: A federal jury in Brooklyn awarded our clients — 674 immigrants unlawfully jailed by the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office — $112 million. Could not be more proud to work at @latinojustice.bsky.social and to partner with the talent of Winston & Strawn.
Jury Awards $112 Million to 674 Immigrants Unlawfully Held by Suffolk County for ICE Handover | LatinoJusticePRLDEF
FOR IMMEDIATE
www.latinojustice.org
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
BREAKING: A federal jury in Brooklyn awarded our clients — 674 immigrants unlawfully jailed by the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office — $112 million. Could not be more proud to work at @latinojustice.bsky.social and to partner with the talent of Winston & Strawn.
US: "We named it 'Apollo' because the image of Apollo riding his chariot across the sun was a fitting symbol for the grand scale of the program."
USSR: "We call it 'Moon" because it go to Moon."
USSR: "We call it 'Moon" because it go to Moon."
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
US: "We named it 'Apollo' because the image of Apollo riding his chariot across the sun was a fitting symbol for the grand scale of the program."
USSR: "We call it 'Moon" because it go to Moon."
USSR: "We call it 'Moon" because it go to Moon."
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Who did this?!
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Who did this?!
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Now, after reading that, you may be thinking “wtf? Did he write that while drunk?”
In response, all I can say is … meet Mark B. Swanson again, under less well-controlled circumstances.
youtube.com/shorts/hAKbP...
In response, all I can say is … meet Mark B. Swanson again, under less well-controlled circumstances.
youtube.com/shorts/hAKbP...
Mark Swanson, Bothell city council position 7 candidate
YouTube video by A Bothell resident
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Now, after reading that, you may be thinking “wtf? Did he write that while drunk?”
In response, all I can say is … meet Mark B. Swanson again, under less well-controlled circumstances.
youtube.com/shorts/hAKbP...
In response, all I can say is … meet Mark B. Swanson again, under less well-controlled circumstances.
youtube.com/shorts/hAKbP...
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I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
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When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants he’s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants he’s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.
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This plaque in the East Wing of the White House has been torn down by Donald Trump, a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This plaque in the East Wing of the White House has been torn down by Donald Trump, a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.