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Cocktailsfor2
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Bon vivant. Raconteur. Intermittent dipsomaniac. Dedicated slugabed. Available for Bacchanalia and Yahtzee.
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For the Star Wars couple who have everything.
October 3, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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the DUI booking photo for your mom’s abusive boyfriend just dropped
August 24, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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August 24, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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“You will not win people over with arguments that the reputation of Christianity, a religion many of us have experienced as oppressive, is at risk. Making such arguments and expecting the marginalised people you claim to care about to respond enthusiastically is the height of Christian privilege.”
So, white liberal Christian, you want to fight Christian nationalism?

In that case, I’m gonna need you to understand two things.

1. You are not one of CN’s victims

2. To center the actual victims you need to be willing to dismantle Christian privilege

www.opendemocracy.net/en/5050/us-c...
OPINION: US Christians need to stop being so precious
Being more concerned about Christianity’s “witness” than victims of Christian nationalism is Christian privilege
www.opendemocracy.net
August 23, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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“Screenshot your enemies, Quoteboost your friends” needs to be framed, maybe embroidered on a pillow 😌
August 19, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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As COVID rates rise, new variants spread, and hospitals, schools, and workplaces are reinstating mask mandates, the CDC is preparing to weaken guidelines for infection control in healthcare settings (again).
CDC Poised To Weaken Masking, Infection Control
Planned HICPAC/CDC revisions will water down infection control protections, particularly for aerosol transmission, endangering healthcare workers and patients.
www.forbes.com
August 22, 2023 at 12:07 AM
From Justice De los Santos gamer last night:

This month, Suwinski is 4-for-49 with 24 strikeouts (41.6% strikeout rate). Nine of those strikeouts have been looking, bringing him up to league-leading 52 called strikeouts on the season.
August 19, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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we thought about making a joke about the puffling being a genderless void because we don't know the sex of the chick yet, but it's more important to us that you understand sex and gender are two different things and that's called scientific integrity
August 18, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Oh, this. This.

Fuck.
August 19, 2023 at 2:13 PM
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August 18, 2023 at 8:08 AM
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August 19, 2023 at 1:23 AM
All the power's in the hands
Of the people rich enough to buy it
While we walk the street
Too chicken to even try it
And everybody's doing
Just what they're told to
And nobody wants
To go to jail
Are you takin’ over
Or are you takin’ orders?
Are you going backwards
Or are you going forwards?
August 19, 2023 at 2:08 PM
You're sending me tulips mistaken for lilies
You give me your lip after punching me silly
You turned my head till it rolled down the brain drain
If I had any sense now I wouldn't want it back again
August 19, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Pleased to see you here, sir. A recent arrival, myself.
August 19, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles
August 17, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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Monday morning reminder: please wear a mask, if you've fallen out of the habit of wearing one. The Eris variant is on the rise.

(Linking to Yahoo instead of Reuters directly, because Reuters has limits on how many articles you can view.)
New Covid vaccines are on the way as 'Eris' variant rises
A new COVID vaccine is due out next month, but health experts and analysts say it is likely to be coolly received even as hospitalizations from "Eris", a variant of the Omicron form of the coronavirus...
www.yahoo.com
August 14, 2023 at 1:42 PM
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News reports should include no mention of Biden's impeachment that fails to include what the impeachment is FOR. Should it be difficult to say what the impeachment is for, that makes it even more important to try. State the grounds on which his opponents plan to impeach, or don't mention it at all.
August 14, 2023 at 12:50 AM
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Let me save Sen. Durbin some trouble by offering this compromise plan: one new justice, plus one new circuit in the courts of appeals, for each Clarence Thomas billionaire sugar daddy we identify
August 10, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Double-double animal style, add chopped chilis. Fries doctored with spread and chilis. Choc shake. Hell yes.

#InNOut
August 10, 2023 at 9:29 PM
No one is immune to flopaganda!

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August 10, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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Every day we get another answer to the question, "Who does Clarence Thomas work for?" and the answer is never "Us."
August 10, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Oh hai. I is here, thanks to a fren!
August 9, 2023 at 10:23 PM