Courtney Countryman
@cmcountryman.bsky.social
Taking it one day at a time.
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
Tadpoles against tyranny is one of my most favorite things ever. 🥹
October 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tadpoles against tyranny is one of my most favorite things ever. 🥹
FINALLY reading House of Flame and Shadow and this is the only ship I care about. Lololol 😭
Night and Daybright aka Ruhn and Lidia 🖤✨
From Saraj J Maas, Crescent City
From Saraj J Maas, Crescent City
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
FINALLY reading House of Flame and Shadow and this is the only ship I care about. Lololol 😭
Woke up this morning still shook and so happy that #phan is real. I'm also realizing that NONE of my friends/followers across my social media accounts are part of the phandom, so I'm just quietly screaming to myself in joy. 😭
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Woke up this morning still shook and so happy that #phan is real. I'm also realizing that NONE of my friends/followers across my social media accounts are part of the phandom, so I'm just quietly screaming to myself in joy. 😭
Absolutely in love with this piece.
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Absolutely in love with this piece.
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I chanced upon a modern Hanbok design and I got inspired.
#MiscArt | #KPopDemonHunters | #SajaBoys | #Abby | #fanart
#MiscArt | #KPopDemonHunters | #SajaBoys | #Abby | #fanart
September 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I chanced upon a modern Hanbok design and I got inspired.
#MiscArt | #KPopDemonHunters | #SajaBoys | #Abby | #fanart
#MiscArt | #KPopDemonHunters | #SajaBoys | #Abby | #fanart
Brilliant marketing.
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Brilliant marketing.
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
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A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.
September 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.
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They're just lil guys! 🐇🌿
September 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They're just lil guys! 🐇🌿
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Well, Season Three of Andor is going to be brief.
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Well, Season Three of Andor is going to be brief.
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The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
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I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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Literature is when the protagonist is also their own antagonist
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Literature is when the protagonist is also their own antagonist
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Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
The only way to play the game is to work the crowd 🎤
Get ready for Crowd Control - a new series hosted by Jacquis Neal
The 6 episode season premieres September 8th - only on @dropout.tv
Get ready for Crowd Control - a new series hosted by Jacquis Neal
The 6 episode season premieres September 8th - only on @dropout.tv
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just thought about the impact that KPop Demon Hunters is gonna have on high school talent shows over the next year... 🫠
August 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just thought about the impact that KPop Demon Hunters is gonna have on high school talent shows over the next year... 🫠
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If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
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absolutely curséd snack assortment flavor combos
Today I was introduced to the world of specialty stain removers and the odd pairings that share the same formula.
August 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
absolutely curséd snack assortment flavor combos
Love is when you're having a bad day, so your spouse not only bakes brownies while you're out running errands, but also understands that an 8"x8" pan should be divided into four servings.
August 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Love is when you're having a bad day, so your spouse not only bakes brownies while you're out running errands, but also understands that an 8"x8" pan should be divided into four servings.
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They were sent to CECOT by the Trump administration. For months, their families were left wondering whether they’d ever see their loved ones alive again.
Now that they’ve been released, three of the men and their families open up about their ordeal.
📽️ Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IN...
Now that they’ve been released, three of the men and their families open up about their ordeal.
📽️ Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IN...
August 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They were sent to CECOT by the Trump administration. For months, their families were left wondering whether they’d ever see their loved ones alive again.
Now that they’ve been released, three of the men and their families open up about their ordeal.
📽️ Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IN...
Now that they’ve been released, three of the men and their families open up about their ordeal.
📽️ Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IN...