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Dante
@cloudvillageninja.bsky.social
Just here to shitpost and obsess over movies
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First post here, figured I'd introduce myself.

Not my real name, but I go by Dante sometimes. I'm all of the following:

🍵 Tea lover
✏️ Published author
♟️ USCF rated chess player
📖 Avid book reader
🏈 Philly sports enthusiast
🎷 Cowboy Bebop fan
🎬 Cinephile
🍥 Ramen eater

What's up Bluesky 🦋
April 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Instead of millions of microplastics I've decided to start ingesting just one macro plastic (e.g. a traffic cone) every 72 hours
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
April 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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clothes are the phone case of our bodies
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Have you tried to Skeet the pain away?
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Meh.

Everything is going to shit, so you should read my books.

Read more books in general as well.
April 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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if u ever find urself in a flop era simply post a metric fuckton of low effort material until you’re funny again
April 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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*throwing Smurfs into wood chipper*

Crowd: It’s a boy!
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
April 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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NO KIRBY GET OUTTA THERE
April 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisors"
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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being stupid but pure of heart is the best way to be
April 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
First post here, figured I'd introduce myself.

Not my real name, but I go by Dante sometimes. I'm all of the following:

🍵 Tea lover
✏️ Published author
♟️ USCF rated chess player
📖 Avid book reader
🏈 Philly sports enthusiast
🎷 Cowboy Bebop fan
🎬 Cinephile
🍥 Ramen eater

What's up Bluesky 🦋
April 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM