Clockwise Earlobe
@clockwise-earlobe.bsky.social
Math obsesses bisexual enbie. She/her
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"Everything happens for a reason."
That reason is apparently to induce panic attacks in me on a daily basis.
That reason is apparently to induce panic attacks in me on a daily basis.
March 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"Everything happens for a reason."
That reason is apparently to induce panic attacks in me on a daily basis.
That reason is apparently to induce panic attacks in me on a daily basis.
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the gender troll blocklist i started yesterday now stands at 972 boring losers
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November 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
the gender troll blocklist i started yesterday now stands at 972 boring losers
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Yes yes yes. I have run a 24/7, 365 operation since I got elected. I have a permanent campaign HQ that rotates between off-year and on-year organizing.
People thought it was nuts when I first set it up. I said you’re setting yourself up for disaster if you only show up 6 mos before an election.
People thought it was nuts when I first set it up. I said you’re setting yourself up for disaster if you only show up 6 mos before an election.
We also treat “the campaign” as if it’s something that occurs June-November. What the right knows and excels at is that the campaign exists every day, all year around. Dems need to do a better job of touting their legislative wins and bashing the gop for opposing popular bills that help real people.
The ironic thing about post election chatter is that a lot of the time it’s candidates who lost, underperformed, or underworked who have endless time to go on TV and share their blame story.
And for their part, journalists rarely EVER ask if that person actually ran a functionally solid campaign
And for their part, journalists rarely EVER ask if that person actually ran a functionally solid campaign
November 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Yes yes yes. I have run a 24/7, 365 operation since I got elected. I have a permanent campaign HQ that rotates between off-year and on-year organizing.
People thought it was nuts when I first set it up. I said you’re setting yourself up for disaster if you only show up 6 mos before an election.
People thought it was nuts when I first set it up. I said you’re setting yourself up for disaster if you only show up 6 mos before an election.
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They can't take it back, either. And they don't care.
November 12, 2024 at 7:11 PM
They can't take it back, either. And they don't care.
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Chuck Schumer proposed the “No Kings Act.” Tell Congress: Pass a constitutional amendment restoring presidential liability – because those who criminally abuse the office must be held accountable. No one is above the law: We elect presidents, NOT kings.
Please sign to show your support and share.
Please sign to show your support and share.
Tell Congress: America Elects Presidents, Not Kings
The Supreme Court declared that criminal law doesn’t apply when you’re Donald Trump or any other president using the powers of the office. Demand a constitutional amendment now.
action.aclu.org
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Chuck Schumer proposed the “No Kings Act.” Tell Congress: Pass a constitutional amendment restoring presidential liability – because those who criminally abuse the office must be held accountable. No one is above the law: We elect presidents, NOT kings.
Please sign to show your support and share.
Please sign to show your support and share.
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If RFK jr ruins my lifelong streak of not getting food poisoning I’m going to kill his dad
November 12, 2024 at 3:44 AM
If RFK jr ruins my lifelong streak of not getting food poisoning I’m going to kill his dad
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Remember the 14th amendment did more than just abolish non-penal slavery: it also made it unconstitutional for someone who participated in or supported an insurrection to take power w/o 2/3rds vote from congress, we still have a chance. 14th amendment link: constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
constitution.congress.gov
November 6, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Remember the 14th amendment did more than just abolish non-penal slavery: it also made it unconstitutional for someone who participated in or supported an insurrection to take power w/o 2/3rds vote from congress, we still have a chance. 14th amendment link: constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
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"Because Trump has become so 'red pilled' and demented that he can no longer speak in ways that are intelligible to normal people, it was inevitable it would come out of his mouth on the debate stage, revealing to millions of Americans just how out of touch with reality he is" - @lizdye.bsky.social
Trump's racist pet hoax exposes weirdo meme culture to normies
It's a case of suicide by meme.
www.publicnotice.co
September 12, 2024 at 3:18 PM
"Because Trump has become so 'red pilled' and demented that he can no longer speak in ways that are intelligible to normal people, it was inevitable it would come out of his mouth on the debate stage, revealing to millions of Americans just how out of touch with reality he is" - @lizdye.bsky.social
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Well JD Vance just dropped his summer reading list.
September 1, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Well JD Vance just dropped his summer reading list.
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don’t forget to take your meds
August 30, 2024 at 11:55 PM
don’t forget to take your meds
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JD Vance talks like some trad freak with a baseball teams worth of kids but he only actually has two. Everytime he gets that wild look in his eyes, his wife hands him a raw potato and he starts eating it until he’s not horny anymore.
August 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
JD Vance talks like some trad freak with a baseball teams worth of kids but he only actually has two. Everytime he gets that wild look in his eyes, his wife hands him a raw potato and he starts eating it until he’s not horny anymore.
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Eating an entire large Dominos pizza at this 6 year olds birthday party to assert my dominance
August 24, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Eating an entire large Dominos pizza at this 6 year olds birthday party to assert my dominance
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Why does every RFK jr. story feel like a German fairytale used to scare children
August 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Why does every RFK jr. story feel like a German fairytale used to scare children
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this is an official bluesky account
August 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
this is an official bluesky account
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Car horns should have two buttons like modern toilet flushing mechanisms. One for "the light has been green for some time now friend" and another for "you almost killed us all mfer"
August 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Car horns should have two buttons like modern toilet flushing mechanisms. One for "the light has been green for some time now friend" and another for "you almost killed us all mfer"
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I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm just about out of clean shoes
August 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm just about out of clean shoes
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$10,923/$15,000 raised with like 2 weeks to go.
please help a desperate girl out to get this surgery 🙏
(and for all the support so far, ya’ll have my deepest thanks. you’ve been incredible to me and i’m never gonna forget how many showed up for me)
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fae-g...
please help a desperate girl out to get this surgery 🙏
(and for all the support so far, ya’ll have my deepest thanks. you’ve been incredible to me and i’m never gonna forget how many showed up for me)
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fae-g...
Help Fae get Bottom Surgery, organized by Fae Rynn
Hello, my name is Fae and I’m a transfem lesbian and an indie writer raising funds for bottom sur… Fae Rynn needs your support for Help Fae get Bottom Surgery
www.gofundme.com
August 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
$10,923/$15,000 raised with like 2 weeks to go.
please help a desperate girl out to get this surgery 🙏
(and for all the support so far, ya’ll have my deepest thanks. you’ve been incredible to me and i’m never gonna forget how many showed up for me)
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fae-g...
please help a desperate girl out to get this surgery 🙏
(and for all the support so far, ya’ll have my deepest thanks. you’ve been incredible to me and i’m never gonna forget how many showed up for me)
www.gofundme.com/f/help-fae-g...
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been trying to figure out why i feel so unsettled today and i realized it’s because i’m awake
August 12, 2024 at 7:52 PM
been trying to figure out why i feel so unsettled today and i realized it’s because i’m awake
I only just came out and its so fucking weird using the bathroom. I'm Librandrogyne (like agender combined with bigender) but I only told people I'm an enbie because I don't feel like explaining it so it feels like they all think I'm using the wrong bathroom when arguably I could use either.
August 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I only just came out and its so fucking weird using the bathroom. I'm Librandrogyne (like agender combined with bigender) but I only told people I'm an enbie because I don't feel like explaining it so it feels like they all think I'm using the wrong bathroom when arguably I could use either.