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Kolibri from Signalis got me cryin' just straight weeping cold sobbing
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm bad at being active on here, Halloween was good
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
August 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
it hurts to shoot lasers from your fingertips, but it is necessary.
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
started playing Balatro don't send help just manifest me getting past ante 5 consistently

this is Hades all over again but with cards and less sex
May 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
if I weren't giving my bones to my friends/otherwise having this form destroyed upon death, the sideways flop thing that cats do is how I'd want my coffin put into the hole
May 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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climbing into a large crockpot of soup and dissolved NSAIDs
May 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
May 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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You bet your ass
May 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
idea for meme about potential new DNC candidate that's just a guy stealing blow from a party then calling the cops
May 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Happy birthday Tim Curry, here he is saying space like nobody else could for a Command and Conquer advert #TimCurry
April 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Grown adults who still tell the ducks hello (and maybe that you love them) when you drive by the pond are my people
April 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Time to be a functioning member of society again.
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Dr Peter Marks, "Vaccines have been studied very extensively for being potentially associated with autism"

"That theory has been debunked"

"One study in Denmark, over 600,000 children. It shows that if anything, children had a lower rate of autism than unvaccinated children"
April 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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they should invent podcasts you can read
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I read recently that at this point the normal human has enough microplastics throughout our bodies to compose a single disposable spoon
April 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it's called tiktaalik roseae btw
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Let me get to the point *doesn't get to the point*
April 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I remember some years ago there was a meme trend of just whatever abstract bullshit with the text "this meme won't make sense/can't be comprehended until [XXXX date]"
and now I'm terrified of using that format because too many things were manifested by it and that's why the world is the way it is.
April 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
went to fix insurance stuff at the pharmacy, was reminded that I still needed pneumonia and hep shots, was told to pick a shoulder and automatically answered "right" not thinking

so y'all get this masterpiece

#ladispute
April 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM