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I'm bad at being active on here, Halloween was good
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
August 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
it's called tiktaalik roseae btw
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
went to fix insurance stuff at the pharmacy, was reminded that I still needed pneumonia and hep shots, was told to pick a shoulder and automatically answered "right" not thinking

so y'all get this masterpiece

#ladispute
April 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my hands aren't tied, but there is a cat upon mine wrists.
March 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
March 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
AMA just robbed a meadery then fenced it all back
March 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
in case you were having a good day, here's how our butter dish is currently loaded.
February 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
yeeee we're giving Lisa a play again hooooboy
February 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
February 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
when I use bitch garlic I use a tiny version of myself so as to form a comedic separation of myself proper from the act

Sweets still don't know what the fuck goin on
February 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the Gentlemen is very worth watching
February 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
had a touch o' snow there
also nightmarecicles
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
been a minute since I posted a selfie
January 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the fact that I got her tongue out is cartoonish

little slommi rose as a treat
January 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lego succulents and cherry blossoms. my actual living succulent, Harold (not pictured) is not doing well but my partner has assured me these plastic ones will not die.
January 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
SimCity2K was ahead of its time shitposting
(horsejail is the name of the city)
January 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
proxy to casting testicular torsion
December 3, 2024 at 8:33 AM