Clint White
@clintwhite.bsky.social
Probably watching soccer at the moment.
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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
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Today in #USOpenCup history... #OTD 1923: Paterson FC & Scullin Steel of #StLouis play to a 2-2 draw in the USOC Final but Paterson is later declared the champion (1st from #NJ) in controversial fashion.
@chucknolanjr.bsky.social tells the story of this "tainted" title >> thecup.us/2017/09/20/1...
@chucknolanjr.bsky.social tells the story of this "tainted" title >> thecup.us/2017/09/20/1...
1923 US Open Cup Final: Paterson FC claims New Jersey’s “tainted” first title
The 1923 Final was not only the only Open Cup championship won by forfeit, but the controversy surrounding it launched a war or words between the two clubs.
thecup.us
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Today in #USOpenCup history... #OTD 1923: Paterson FC & Scullin Steel of #StLouis play to a 2-2 draw in the USOC Final but Paterson is later declared the champion (1st from #NJ) in controversial fashion.
@chucknolanjr.bsky.social tells the story of this "tainted" title >> thecup.us/2017/09/20/1...
@chucknolanjr.bsky.social tells the story of this "tainted" title >> thecup.us/2017/09/20/1...
R2 of the Open Cup is on. I’m rooting for Crew2, the taco shop team, Hearts, SOMEONE in the MLS/USL Chattanooga showdown, and - of course - the storied 3x #USOC champs NY Pancyprian Freedoms. @opencup.ussoccer.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
R2 of the Open Cup is on. I’m rooting for Crew2, the taco shop team, Hearts, SOMEONE in the MLS/USL Chattanooga showdown, and - of course - the storied 3x #USOC champs NY Pancyprian Freedoms. @opencup.ussoccer.com
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Where the goals get late and red cards get weird. It's #OpenCupAfterDark time.
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a sailor hat with the words at night behind him
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a sailor hat with the words at night behind him
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Where the goals get late and red cards get weird. It's #OpenCupAfterDark time.
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Some 2025 US Open Cup first round #soccernames: Portland Hearts of Pine, Sarasota Paradise, Flatirons, Soda City, El Paso Locomotive, New York Shockers, Ventura County Fusion, Chattanooga Red Wolves, Greenville Triumph, Des Moines Menace, Spokane Velocity, South Georgia Tormenta.
March 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Some 2025 US Open Cup first round #soccernames: Portland Hearts of Pine, Sarasota Paradise, Flatirons, Soda City, El Paso Locomotive, New York Shockers, Ventura County Fusion, Chattanooga Red Wolves, Greenville Triumph, Des Moines Menace, Spokane Velocity, South Georgia Tormenta.
Round 1 of America’s best sports tournament begins tomorrow. I’ll be rooting for the Crew2, the taco shop team, the Bigfoot-crested club, the Hearts, and - of course - the storied 3x champs NY Pancyprian Freedoms.
Let the games begin! The 2025 US Open Cup kicks off on Tuesday
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
2025 US Open Cup Round 1 Tuesday Preview: Soccer’s March Madness kicks off with 11 games
It’s Christmas Day for Open Cup enthusiasts with three days of wall-to-wall US Open Cup action to kick off the 2025 tournament.
thecup.us
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Round 1 of America’s best sports tournament begins tomorrow. I’ll be rooting for the Crew2, the taco shop team, the Bigfoot-crested club, the Hearts, and - of course - the storied 3x champs NY Pancyprian Freedoms.
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Let the games begin! The 2025 US Open Cup kicks off on Tuesday
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
2025 US Open Cup Round 1 Tuesday Preview: Soccer’s March Madness kicks off with 11 games
It’s Christmas Day for Open Cup enthusiasts with three days of wall-to-wall US Open Cup action to kick off the 2025 tournament.
thecup.us
March 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Let the games begin! The 2025 US Open Cup kicks off on Tuesday
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
There will be a new champion. (LAFC won't be participating)
Check out @chucknolanjr.bsky.social's preview breaking down all 32 matches taking place from Tuesday to Thursday. #USOC2025 #WeWantTheCup #USOpenCup
thecup.us/2025/03/17/2...
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👀 Early start in the capital!
March 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
👀 Early start in the capital!
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
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The world would be so much better off if all non-Man United supporters simply stopped paying any attention to that club
February 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The world would be so much better off if all non-Man United supporters simply stopped paying any attention to that club
Just a reminder that this year is the 50th anniversary of the @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social and I think that’s so freaking cool.
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just a reminder that this year is the 50th anniversary of the @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social and I think that’s so freaking cool.
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February 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Miami FC is one of the wildest teams in American soccer. You can’t apply logic to them, they defy it. Dead, alive – they can’t be defined by such basic characterizations. They exist whimsically, floating through the ether, being whatever they want to be.
🚨Sources tell me Miami FC will announce tomorrow the signing of Sebastian Blanco.
A former DP in MLS, Blanco has the second most assists and third most goals in Portland Timbers (modern era) history.
A real statement of intent from MFC. I’m also told more signings will come next week. 🚨
A former DP in MLS, Blanco has the second most assists and third most goals in Portland Timbers (modern era) history.
A real statement of intent from MFC. I’m also told more signings will come next week. 🚨
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Miami FC is one of the wildest teams in American soccer. You can’t apply logic to them, they defy it. Dead, alive – they can’t be defined by such basic characterizations. They exist whimsically, floating through the ether, being whatever they want to be.
Needed this good news today.
BURRITO BOYS ARE BACK IN THE CUP 😍🌯
El Farolito—amateur club in SF named after a local burrito joint—have been named to 96-team field for 2025 US Open Cup, after reaching 3rd round in 2024. Here’s to hoping the Florida Atlantic of US soccer have another deep run in them 🪄
El Farolito—amateur club in SF named after a local burrito joint—have been named to 96-team field for 2025 US Open Cup, after reaching 3rd round in 2024. Here’s to hoping the Florida Atlantic of US soccer have another deep run in them 🪄
January 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Needed this good news today.
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January 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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As has been reported by numerous media outlets and we can confirm, there is not individual club choice, but qualifying criteria set in consultation between Major League Soccer leadership and US Soccer in regard to US Open Cup participation.
MLS teams didn’t pick between #USOC2025 & Leagues Cup.
MLS teams didn’t pick between #USOC2025 & Leagues Cup.
January 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
As has been reported by numerous media outlets and we can confirm, there is not individual club choice, but qualifying criteria set in consultation between Major League Soccer leadership and US Soccer in regard to US Open Cup participation.
MLS teams didn’t pick between #USOC2025 & Leagues Cup.
MLS teams didn’t pick between #USOC2025 & Leagues Cup.
I’m gonna need to see this RIGHT NOW. #crew96 www.footyheadlines.com/2024/12/colu...
LEAKED: Columbus Crew 2025 Away Kit to Feature UV Reactive Print Inspired by Goosebumps Series
Update: We can leak more details about the upcoming Columbus Crew 2025 away jersey.
www.footyheadlines.com
January 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I’m gonna need to see this RIGHT NOW. #crew96 www.footyheadlines.com/2024/12/colu...
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It’s only preseason, but an MLS Next Pro team full of trialists (Chattanooga FC) beat Atlanta United today…
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Well, that was frustrating.
🕒 Full Time
United fall to their first home defeat of the season.
0-1
United fall to their first home defeat of the season.
0-1
January 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well, that was frustrating.
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BUCKEYE BLISS IN ATLANTA 🏆
Ohio State has won the first national championship of the 12-team CFP era after defeating Notre Dame 34-23.
Ohio State has won the first national championship of the 12-team CFP era after defeating Notre Dame 34-23.
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
BUCKEYE BLISS IN ATLANTA 🏆
Ohio State has won the first national championship of the 12-team CFP era after defeating Notre Dame 34-23.
Ohio State has won the first national championship of the 12-team CFP era after defeating Notre Dame 34-23.
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com: Kyle MacLachlan writes of his longtime collaborator, the late David Lynch: “David didn’t fully trust words because they pinned the idea in place. They were a one-way channel that didn’t allow for the receiver. And he was all about the receiver.”
Opinion | Kyle MacLachlan: How David Lynch Invented Me
How could words possibly do justice to an experience like that?
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com: Kyle MacLachlan writes of his longtime collaborator, the late David Lynch: “David didn’t fully trust words because they pinned the idea in place. They were a one-way channel that didn’t allow for the receiver. And he was all about the receiver.”