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Cassandra
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Charismatic megafauna

(she/her)
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the “five administrations” part really hits. playing political football with Epstein like it’s a gotcha on Trump does such an injustice to how long this network of abusers has been protected by secrecy
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

...checks out, actually
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Correct
Commencement Bay is always beautiful at night, but especially when the fog is rolling in.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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"i like that these religious leaders are doing these things to push back against Trump" is not in fact the same as saying "I LOVE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND IT IS MY FRIEND"

please learn to read words!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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the best jokes are the ones you know you have to explain immediately
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The people

Who were never going to vote for you

Are not convinced

By your abuse of the people who will
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
for real
I am not kidding when I say this is idolatry and blasphemy. It is wicked and will prey on people Jesus loves. I call on the church to declare this anathema.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know, it really is
to be fair I find the image of trump as grizabella being transported via giant tire to the heaviside layer perversely soothing
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My guarantee to anyone who outlives me
Honestly if a dead relative is going to rise from the grave to violently assault you, it’s probably because you violated their memory by giving it to an AI company.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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During his concession speech, Harrell said: "A lot of people were saying that I shouldn’t concede and that there were anomalies, differences, and stuff."

There was no evidence of irregularities. At all. Why imply this?

He didn't say.

www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
There Was Nothing Unusual About Seattle’s Election, or the Results
There was nothing odd, wrong, or suspicious about Seattle’s election results. They sure felt slow, but they weren’t. Someone tell that to outgoing Mayor Bruce Harrell and Seattle Police Officer’s Guil...
www.thestranger.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Maybe we should bring that back
Depending on the era you could legally be set on fire for making this app
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)"

...huh
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I, a decadent jerk, just got up. 😊
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Saw David Byrne tonight. 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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hey look you may have helped finance attacks on trans and immigrant rights and the downfall of democracy as well as the protection of a bunch of extremely high profile pedophiles but at least the wordle was good right
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Dec 7, 11 AM PST: Fascism in Modern America: Drawing Parallels to Historical Fascist Regimes. Join historian Dr. Craig Johnson for a virtual talk on how today’s radical right echoes the past. Register now.
@cajohnson-craig.bsky.social

Register here.
us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
!
Honestly if billionaires and diehard MAGA people only cared about making money, we'd probably be in considerably less danger right now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I'm seeing some middle aged men whose hearts I really do think are in the right place NONETHELESS making dumb "sexy time" jokes about the Epstein stuff. Just a default setting of heh heh, whoa sex heh heh.

I feel like a real drag for scolding about this, but c'mon man. Discernment, Even in jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Build the darn trains
This morning transit advocates from around Central Puget Sound gathered together to bring one message to the Sound Transit board: "build the damn trains."

This afternoon the board is holding its first retreat since the announcement of the $30-$40 billion shortfall through 2046.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fun to feel a sinking sense of dread at the thought of the government reopening
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The problem of course is we have a political and economic system that has eliminated the downsides of insane behavior and risk taking. You can burn down the world and then shrug and walk away with billions. Seems like a problem
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Controversial but correct.
I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM