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@clayburn.bsky.social
Alex/Clay, 34, He/him, Bi/grey-ace
Chicago, IL
I have far too many OCs.
Occasionally 18+
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Chicago, IL
I have far too many OCs.
Occasionally 18+
💞 @rudemydude.bsky.social 💞
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I promise for every remotely political thought I put out there, I will have at least 3 thoughts about movies or furry bullshit or just bizarre things in my brain. We all know what the news is, we know it’s terrible, I don’t want to make your timeline’s vibes any worse.
Wearing the sex cardigan from Wicked and the sex jeans from Fifty Shades of Grey is the most unstoppably alluring outfit of all time by definition
The WICKED: FOR GOOD ugly sex cardigan effect is very very very real.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wearing the sex cardigan from Wicked and the sex jeans from Fifty Shades of Grey is the most unstoppably alluring outfit of all time by definition
I‘m so happy Nine Inch Nails has a cycling team now
only 2 months ago, pro-Palestinian protesters at La Vuelta were being told that protesting a bike race won’t make a difference
today, the team they were protesting announced that they’ve dumped their owner, rebranded and registered in a new country
procyclinguk.com/nsn-cycling-...
today, the team they were protesting announced that they’ve dumped their owner, rebranded and registered in a new country
procyclinguk.com/nsn-cycling-...
NSN Cycling Team launched as Israel-Premier Tech era ends, with Swiss licence and Spanish base – and Biniam Girmay as marquee signing - ProCyclingUK
WorldTour cycling enters 2026 with a seismic shift. The long-running Israel-Premier Tech structure is no more, replaced by a new organisation built around Swiss registration, Spanish operational bases and a heavyweight commercial partnership. The new outfit, confirmed by Marca as NSN Cycling Team, signals the start of a fresh chapter driven by global investment, entertainment-industry […]
procyclinguk.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I‘m so happy Nine Inch Nails has a cycling team now
When the OC with shredded abs is on the SWAT team, call that literal body fascism
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When the OC with shredded abs is on the SWAT team, call that literal body fascism
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It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
Fond memories of that time Mike Johnson was president of a local law school that never opened its doors, in part because it was attached to a Baptist college that was losing its accreditation, and in part because it was always a scam from the start
Mike Johnson -- who is, yes, theoretically a lawyer -- has not had a chance to look at the American Constitution because he's been very busy lately, folks, he just can't see everything, gosh, how is he supposed to know if it's wrong that the president called for the execution of congress members?
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
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theres so much well written smut in the world which is the thing that kinda pisses me off lol. like why do you settle for this garbage. why does it have to be presented like Divergent or whatever for it to appeal to you
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
theres so much well written smut in the world which is the thing that kinda pisses me off lol. like why do you settle for this garbage. why does it have to be presented like Divergent or whatever for it to appeal to you
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Hey do you like science fiction films
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November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Hey do you like science fiction films
🎨 @rabbitpatches.bsky.social
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“Is communism a religion” is the “is a hot dog a sandwich” of people who think they’re smart
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“Is communism a religion” is the “is a hot dog a sandwich” of people who think they’re smart
I hate when a deadline falls during vacation time because it’s by definition impossible to make
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I hate when a deadline falls during vacation time because it’s by definition impossible to make
What’s even more gobsmacking to me than this statistic is how many people globally are below the poverty line: 3.8 billion. Over 800 million of those are living on under $3/day. Utterly unacceptable!
Billionaires in the world’s leading economies made US$2.2 trillion (S$2.9 trillion) in 2024, which would have been enough to lift all the world’s poor out of poverty, global campaign group Oxfam said on Nov 20.
G-20 billionaires could end world poverty in one year’s earnings: Oxfam
Billionaires in the world’s leading economies made US$2.2 trillion (S$2.9 trillion) in 2024. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more at straitstimes.com.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What’s even more gobsmacking to me than this statistic is how many people globally are below the poverty line: 3.8 billion. Over 800 million of those are living on under $3/day. Utterly unacceptable!
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Guardian has a game designed to show you how hard Rachel Reeves’ job is and within 30 seconds I made everyone happy by raising taxes somewhat on very wealthy people and corporations and slightly cutting them for everyone else, undid welfare cuts, got the budget into surplus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Guardian has a game designed to show you how hard Rachel Reeves’ job is and within 30 seconds I made everyone happy by raising taxes somewhat on very wealthy people and corporations and slightly cutting them for everyone else, undid welfare cuts, got the budget into surplus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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calling TCW "wa-luigi coates" is... god.
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
calling TCW "wa-luigi coates" is... god.
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Truly the Pinnacle of Being Green!
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Truly the Pinnacle of Being Green!
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Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
pridesource.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
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this is what people on twitter think every bluesky post is like
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
this is what people on twitter think every bluesky post is like
Sweet Caroline is a straight pride anthem
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sweet Caroline is a straight pride anthem
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They shouldn't have made the Village Fag the night sentry, he was easily bought off by a box of blueberry scones
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They shouldn't have made the Village Fag the night sentry, he was easily bought off by a box of blueberry scones
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have some old ave sketches
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
have some old ave sketches